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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 4h

What does a warehouse turn into when the moon is full of

Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 7h

Ah, there are the endorphins

Canadian Snark Lady and Potato Lover @kristadb1.bsky.social · 7h

Adam.

Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 7h

What do you have against Dolly Parton 😏

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 11h

This is why I’ll never make it in politics

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 11h

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

There should be a townie opera, and it should be about Danny and Andy | CBC News

Also, our word of the week comes from Eddie Joyce.

www.cbc.ca

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 11h

Context: Buddy needs a shitknockin

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 15h

Is he shitckicking anyone these days?

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 15h

I miss Danny Williams

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 1d

Hang on - there are normal men?

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 1d

You really are a 90s kid

a close up of a white plate with a circular design on it

ALT: a close up of a white plate with a circular design on it

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 2d

Hey @darthfaber.bsky.social it’s Anna playing wingspan against us

@hockeyviz.com

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 3d

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · Dec 23

As a favour to family, my brother and I will stand next to each other at family gatherings. We will be ‘ScottnAdam’, so nobody will be required to differentiate us.

Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 3d

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · Jun 14

😙👌
10/10 brother interaction

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 3d

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · Jun 14

Message to mom upon arrival vs. message to my brother

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 3d

It’s my brother! From such stories as:

bsky.app/profile/dart...

bsky.app

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 3d

Barista: “What the fuck do YOU want, ugly?”

A sign at a coffee shop that says ‘we filter coffee, not people’

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 4d

Got a long list of ex lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insaaaane
I got a blank space babe
Click-click
And I’ll write your name

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 4d

It was probably one of your accordion videos

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 8d

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 9d

You got off the no fly list

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 10d

Behold! The mighty marinara cube!

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 12d

I’m not my moms favourite son (she doesn’t have one), but I AM her favourite VPN

Chat window of the latest thing mom wants me to buy off Amazon for her

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 12d

Sparks Nail Polish & Barbershop

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 12d

Compromise - cut LIAM’s hair

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Adam Faber @accordionadam.bsky.social · 13d

Maybe if your beard was longer