🖖LLAP
Gonna be real sneaky so I don’t wake the wife.
I am a ninja.
I am the wind itself.
Kick jug of water next to bed.
Stub toe.
Trip and fall into lamp on bedside.
Wife wakes up yelping.
In the distance, sirens.
Gonna be real sneaky so I don’t wake the wife.
I am a ninja.
I am the wind itself.
Kick jug of water next to bed.
Stub toe.
Trip and fall into lamp on bedside.
Wife wakes up yelping.
In the distance, sirens.