starting the explanation with "well" is cracking me up, what a little story teller

that is so miserable, im sending you good vibes and hugs kullen 💛💛💛

and what if I cried

literally me driving home in the pouring freezing rain yesterday

I was gonna say, that's definitely something that's very specifically talked about in drivers ed but not really otherwise so I don't necessarily blame them!!

happy birthday whitney!!!!!

okay miss popular skeet

literally me when i

it's fuck

If you have a VPN on, it might do this

I'm always saying this

to be fair, I did learn "I want a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed" from that song and was just going around saying it as like a 9 year old, so, they might have been on to something

YES

I'm actually crying he's so cute!!! I'm so glad you're getting him!!!! AHH!!!!!

it's called deep freeze by michael c grumley, i just started it when i put it on for the shower so i don't know how good it is overall but i like it so far

y'all are all so sweet, thank you for your kind words 💜 it always always helps to know I'm not the only one whose brain is self sabotaging

And I put on an audiobook about drowning in a freezing lake in a car accident on snowy roads and took a shower, like a regular and normal human does

I wrote this post, not posting it, and stood in the doorway of the bathroom with my phone in my hand looking at the post and zoning out for 20 minutes because I knew once I posted it it meant I'd have to actually shower. Why is my brain so fucking stupid