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karis 🎄
@acidkumquat.bsky.social
· Feb 16
there's a guy from my hometown named Andy who would always find girls on dating apps and ask for feet pics and he was referred to as 'foot andy' so this is just really sending me
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woke up this morning and it wasn’t a dream!! truly have the most kind and wonderful and giving chat (probably smells good too)!!!! y’all raised $12,325 for Hope for the Day during last night’s stream, and the overall total y’all have raised for HFTD is $36,656 across three streams!! THANK YOU!!!! 💜💜
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
woke up this morning and it wasn’t a dream!! truly have the most kind and wonderful and giving chat (probably smells good too)!!!! y’all raised $12,325 for Hope for the Day during last night’s stream, and the overall total y’all have raised for HFTD is $36,656 across three streams!! THANK YOU!!!! 💜💜
we use adp for payroll and everyone has to make an account when they get hired and set up their taxes and stuff but everyone immediately forgets it exists and is constantly like "uh hello how do I get my paystub!! Why don't you give me my paystubs!!" diva they've been in your phone this whole time
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
we use adp for payroll and everyone has to make an account when they get hired and set up their taxes and stuff but everyone immediately forgets it exists and is constantly like "uh hello how do I get my paystub!! Why don't you give me my paystubs!!" diva they've been in your phone this whole time
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
required viewing this season
(and if you see me saying "next card" and "where my background singers", here is the source)
(thank you reidie)
required viewing this season
(and if you see me saying "next card" and "where my background singers", here is the source)
(thank you reidie)
Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?
YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...
required viewing this season
(and if you see me saying "next card" and "where my background singers", here is the source)
(thank you reidie)
required viewing this season
(and if you see me saying "next card" and "where my background singers", here is the source)
(thank you reidie)
I wonder what the mail people think about me getting mail addressed to "karis kumquat"
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wonder what the mail people think about me getting mail addressed to "karis kumquat"
my @reidie.com merch is out for delivery. this better heal me
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my @reidie.com merch is out for delivery. this better heal me
me going into work yesterday bc the weather was supposed to be bad today only for today's weather to actually be better than yesterdays
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
me going into work yesterday bc the weather was supposed to be bad today only for today's weather to actually be better than yesterdays
I was very brave (went to one store to get one christmas gift) so I got a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I was very brave (went to one store to get one christmas gift) so I got a cookie
oh to be a lil chihuahua sleeping on a couch bed with a halloween blanket under the desk
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
oh to be a lil chihuahua sleeping on a couch bed with a halloween blanket under the desk
my anxiety has made me avoid showering and washing my hair and I told myself I have to do it today and I can't do any of my hobby things until I do it but I literally feel such bad anxiety/dread about it that I'm just stuck sitting and not doing anything
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
my anxiety has made me avoid showering and washing my hair and I told myself I have to do it today and I can't do any of my hobby things until I do it but I literally feel such bad anxiety/dread about it that I'm just stuck sitting and not doing anything
i started palia today and played for a little over 11 hours. it's been years since ive sat and played a game that long. i shirked all of my adult responsibilities. and i blame @sagenoodle.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i started palia today and played for a little over 11 hours. it's been years since ive sat and played a game that long. i shirked all of my adult responsibilities. and i blame @sagenoodle.bsky.social
in a white wolf of icicle creek replay vod towards the beginning there's a part where joe says "this says 'bone door', I wrote the word 'bone door'" that makes me laugh out loud every single time no matter what I'm doing and often it means I'm almost asleep and laugh myself awake
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
in a white wolf of icicle creek replay vod towards the beginning there's a part where joe says "this says 'bone door', I wrote the word 'bone door'" that makes me laugh out loud every single time no matter what I'm doing and often it means I'm almost asleep and laugh myself awake
@reidie.com I can't stop thinking about this 12+ hours later
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@reidie.com I can't stop thinking about this 12+ hours later
watering down my canned minute maid lemonade like I'm a toddler even though it's already zero sugar
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
watering down my canned minute maid lemonade like I'm a toddler even though it's already zero sugar
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idk i have a kofi if anyone wants to chip in a few dollars, but i hate even having to ask.
she's the best dog in the whole world and i love her so much.
ko-fi.com/jayleevt
she's the best dog in the whole world and i love her so much.
ko-fi.com/jayleevt
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
idk i have a kofi if anyone wants to chip in a few dollars, but i hate even having to ask.
she's the best dog in the whole world and i love her so much.
ko-fi.com/jayleevt
she's the best dog in the whole world and i love her so much.
ko-fi.com/jayleevt
I'm putting together a playlist of songs to listen to while I get my shit together tomorrow. Please send me your "get your shit together" songs
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm putting together a playlist of songs to listen to while I get my shit together tomorrow. Please send me your "get your shit together" songs
next card honey, next card!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
next card honey, next card!!!!!
I'm nothing if not predictable and basic
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I'm nothing if not predictable and basic
banthony and geoguessr being on these lists because I specifically watched 117 hours of his geoguessr event is killing me
also I promise I touch grass!!! I just work from home and watch stream and also sometimes am very engaged!!!!!
also I promise I touch grass!!! I just work from home and watch stream and also sometimes am very engaged!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
banthony and geoguessr being on these lists because I specifically watched 117 hours of his geoguessr event is killing me
also I promise I touch grass!!! I just work from home and watch stream and also sometimes am very engaged!!!!!
also I promise I touch grass!!! I just work from home and watch stream and also sometimes am very engaged!!!!!
the qorndog household holiday card is everything to me @mothmandyy.bsky.social @kingqorndog.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the qorndog household holiday card is everything to me @mothmandyy.bsky.social @kingqorndog.bsky.social
I apparently have the flu or something, low grade fever, so I've taken cold/flu meds. I'm going to try to stay off the internet as my brain melts but if you see me say/do something particularly unhinged, don't hold it against me
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I apparently have the flu or something, low grade fever, so I've taken cold/flu meds. I'm going to try to stay off the internet as my brain melts but if you see me say/do something particularly unhinged, don't hold it against me
I was crocheting while waiting for our flight and an old lady walked by me and said "now there's a smart person" hmjHandmodel
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I was crocheting while waiting for our flight and an old lady walked by me and said "now there's a smart person" hmjHandmodel
I'm tired of everything being electronic, make everything paper again (except still let me use email/chat instead of making phone calls)
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm tired of everything being electronic, make everything paper again (except still let me use email/chat instead of making phone calls)
I contain multitudes and some of them are very weird
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I contain multitudes and some of them are very weird
we were trying so hard to switch our flight so we could go home today and the website kept fucking up so I was asking reddit, of course, and they're like "oh especially on a holiday weekend you cant even talk to customer service, just cancel and get a voucher and rebook" so I cancelled and got (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
we were trying so hard to switch our flight so we could go home today and the website kept fucking up so I was asking reddit, of course, and they're like "oh especially on a holiday weekend you cant even talk to customer service, just cancel and get a voucher and rebook" so I cancelled and got (1/2)