Faetato, Clockwork Cryptid
@aclockworkcryptid.bsky.social
Doesn't say much. Trans femme enby. Them/they/really gay 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💚
HRT 12/21/24
HRT 12/21/24
Pinned
Finally making a pinned post, so here we go:
Ancient Elder Millennial Cryptid • Polyamorous Lesbian • Nonbinary Trans Femme • Awkward & Weird
I'm a gamer of all kinds, from video to tabletop. I have a particular fondness for classic L5R, FFXIV, and Eternal Darkness. Yes, I know how to play MtG.
Ancient Elder Millennial Cryptid • Polyamorous Lesbian • Nonbinary Trans Femme • Awkward & Weird
I'm a gamer of all kinds, from video to tabletop. I have a particular fondness for classic L5R, FFXIV, and Eternal Darkness. Yes, I know how to play MtG.
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It's important work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It's important work.
Did... did someone just mansplain my own name to me?
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Did... did someone just mansplain my own name to me?
It's 2017 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
It's 2026 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
It's 2026 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
It's 2017 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
It's 2026 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
It's 2026 and I'm playing a game where Kira Buckland is voicing a character whose outfit I would die to own and look good in.
Hey, you.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Hey, you.
Going back to my roots with my name for a bit.
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Going back to my roots with my name for a bit.
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We told you this would happen.
When people stopped caring about the push for equality after the 2015 Ogerbefell case that legalized same-sex marriage.
When Trump tried to push for a trans ban on the military.
When Republicans pushed for a ban on trans healthcare.
Time and again, we told you.
When people stopped caring about the push for equality after the 2015 Ogerbefell case that legalized same-sex marriage.
When Trump tried to push for a trans ban on the military.
When Republicans pushed for a ban on trans healthcare.
Time and again, we told you.
February 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
We told you this would happen.
When people stopped caring about the push for equality after the 2015 Ogerbefell case that legalized same-sex marriage.
When Trump tried to push for a trans ban on the military.
When Republicans pushed for a ban on trans healthcare.
Time and again, we told you.
When people stopped caring about the push for equality after the 2015 Ogerbefell case that legalized same-sex marriage.
When Trump tried to push for a trans ban on the military.
When Republicans pushed for a ban on trans healthcare.
Time and again, we told you.
Not me feeling the compulsion to wipe my account and flee from social media and human contact for an indeterminate amount of time. Again.
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Not me feeling the compulsion to wipe my account and flee from social media and human contact for an indeterminate amount of time. Again.
Reaching out to a person with one hand while actively pushing away so many others with the other, I think that qualifies me as a hell of a terrible person. And they all deserve better.
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Reaching out to a person with one hand while actively pushing away so many others with the other, I think that qualifies me as a hell of a terrible person. And they all deserve better.
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if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age
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When a trans woman says "fun fact" you're about to hear the cutest infodump or something worthy of years of therapy
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
When a trans woman says "fun fact" you're about to hear the cutest infodump or something worthy of years of therapy
It's a hair down, mask off kind of night, I think.
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
It's a hair down, mask off kind of night, I think.
Another long, empty night at work; another opportunity to worry about the people I care about and yearn about the people I want to care about me.
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Another long, empty night at work; another opportunity to worry about the people I care about and yearn about the people I want to care about me.
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yuri is the right of all sentient beings
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
yuri is the right of all sentient beings
Apparently my brain is deciding to be both very sad and very feral gremlin at the same time tonight.
February 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Apparently my brain is deciding to be both very sad and very feral gremlin at the same time tonight.
Just going to shove a little positivity out into the void. Don't mind me.
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Just going to shove a little positivity out into the void. Don't mind me.
Laevatain acquired.
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Laevatain acquired.
I have to be stealth at work, boymoded and wearing the stupid uniform.
Recently, a driver tried to ply me with really offensive lesbian jokes and when I failed to laugh at them, he literally asked me, "What's the matter, son? You gay or something?"
Recently, a driver tried to ply me with really offensive lesbian jokes and when I failed to laugh at them, he literally asked me, "What's the matter, son? You gay or something?"
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I have to be stealth at work, boymoded and wearing the stupid uniform.
Recently, a driver tried to ply me with really offensive lesbian jokes and when I failed to laugh at them, he literally asked me, "What's the matter, son? You gay or something?"
Recently, a driver tried to ply me with really offensive lesbian jokes and when I failed to laugh at them, he literally asked me, "What's the matter, son? You gay or something?"
/starts playing Endfield
What do you mean there's a recreational use for my flowchart optimization skills?
Thanks, otherwise useless college degree!
What do you mean there's a recreational use for my flowchart optimization skills?
Thanks, otherwise useless college degree!
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
/starts playing Endfield
What do you mean there's a recreational use for my flowchart optimization skills?
Thanks, otherwise useless college degree!
What do you mean there's a recreational use for my flowchart optimization skills?
Thanks, otherwise useless college degree!
I might be developing some serious gender envy for the Penguinistrator in Arknights Endfield...
Between her and Stelle from Honkai Star Rail, I might have a problem.
Between her and Stelle from Honkai Star Rail, I might have a problem.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I might be developing some serious gender envy for the Penguinistrator in Arknights Endfield...
Between her and Stelle from Honkai Star Rail, I might have a problem.
Between her and Stelle from Honkai Star Rail, I might have a problem.
Everyone is always like, "Hi, how are you doing, Kara?"
No one is ever like, "Shut up and put on the maid outfit, Kara."
Why is that, exactly?
No one is ever like, "Shut up and put on the maid outfit, Kara."
Why is that, exactly?
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Everyone is always like, "Hi, how are you doing, Kara?"
No one is ever like, "Shut up and put on the maid outfit, Kara."
Why is that, exactly?
No one is ever like, "Shut up and put on the maid outfit, Kara."
Why is that, exactly?
I occasionally have the energy to log into ffxiv, spend a while putting together a new glam, and actually do a wee bit of gposing.
Occasionally.
Occasionally.
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I occasionally have the energy to log into ffxiv, spend a while putting together a new glam, and actually do a wee bit of gposing.
Occasionally.
Occasionally.
My insurance is telling me they'll no longer cover my HRT.
Call that girl interrupted.
Call that girl interrupted.
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 AM
My insurance is telling me they'll no longer cover my HRT.
Call that girl interrupted.
Call that girl interrupted.
I'm going to start telling people who ask me why questions about myself (like why my name is what it is or why I'm nonbinary) I'm just going to start matter-of-factly telling them, "You know, because of the wizard," like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm going to start telling people who ask me why questions about myself (like why my name is what it is or why I'm nonbinary) I'm just going to start matter-of-factly telling them, "You know, because of the wizard," like it's the most obvious thing in the world.
It occurs to me that while it sucks that almost no one at my job has bothered to find out my name still after over a year of working here, if they don't know my name, they can't deadname me.
August 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It occurs to me that while it sucks that almost no one at my job has bothered to find out my name still after over a year of working here, if they don't know my name, they can't deadname me.