Colin MacKenzie
@acolinmackenzie.bsky.social
Stop, oh yeah, wait a minute mister spokesman.
He's killed Blofeld at least twice and his pal Felix had a limb grow back. I imagine the big mad fucker would fancy his chances of walking off a wee touch of death.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He's killed Blofeld at least twice and his pal Felix had a limb grow back. I imagine the big mad fucker would fancy his chances of walking off a wee touch of death.
Is there a risk it's just a rock that has blacked up?
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is there a risk it's just a rock that has blacked up?
The flatal ovation was thunderous at Murrayfield. Heartwarming.
August 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The flatal ovation was thunderous at Murrayfield. Heartwarming.
Fucking ruined South Pacific when they changed that to be about dames.
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fucking ruined South Pacific when they changed that to be about dames.
Bob from Twin Peaks
July 16, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Bob from Twin Peaks
Because one of them has Gladys Knight's fags.
July 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Because one of them has Gladys Knight's fags.
Glasgow Central to Paisley Gilmour Street takes 10 minutes. Even on a slow train, that's an alarming tight attempted suicide to winching turnaround.
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Glasgow Central to Paisley Gilmour Street takes 10 minutes. Even on a slow train, that's an alarming tight attempted suicide to winching turnaround.
And the song, I think, details getting off with a really drunk person who has just been physically restrained from throwing themself from a moving train. So that's quite something.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
And the song, I think, details getting off with a really drunk person who has just been physically restrained from throwing themself from a moving train. So that's quite something.
I work primarily in the style of a man lightly shamed for knowing what greengages are.
July 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I work primarily in the style of a man lightly shamed for knowing what greengages are.
It's not a holiday - you're not going to get paid! Mad fuckers.
July 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's not a holiday - you're not going to get paid! Mad fuckers.
I Don't Want to Spoil Chapatis #BeatlesBread
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I Don't Want to Spoil Chapatis #BeatlesBread