Colin MacKenzie
@acolinmackenzie.bsky.social
Stop, oh yeah, wait a minute mister spokesman.
My wife always hopes there will be some sort of toy associated with the the John Lewis Christmas ad. An hour-and-a-half I've been searching their website for a stuffed Charlotte Wells writing a letter to Saatchi and Saatchi.
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My wife always hopes there will be some sort of toy associated with the the John Lewis Christmas ad. An hour-and-a-half I've been searching their website for a stuffed Charlotte Wells writing a letter to Saatchi and Saatchi.
Someone on University Challenge just suggested the winner of a Rising Star BAFTA for her role in Taxi Driver was Dame Judi Dench.
October 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone on University Challenge just suggested the winner of a Rising Star BAFTA for her role in Taxi Driver was Dame Judi Dench.
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September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Why are spiders entering my home with a 35p household ingredient that they hate?
August 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Why are spiders entering my home with a 35p household ingredient that they hate?
I guess that trend’s over, then.
July 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I guess that trend’s over, then.
Crisps.
July 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Crisps.
Post a song from the year you turned 12. www.youtube.com/watch?v=60wQ...
July 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Post a song from the year you turned 12. www.youtube.com/watch?v=60wQ...
Oh, so that’s what The 1975 sound like.
June 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Oh, so that’s what The 1975 sound like.
We have ways of making you toast.
June 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We have ways of making you toast.
Good to see Peter Howson back on the tools.
June 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Good to see Peter Howson back on the tools.
Adam Curtis chose a bad week to try and teach us anything ventriloquism open.spotify.com/track/5uBmlQ...
Falmouth Electrics
Half Man Half Biscuit · All Asimov And No Fresh Air · Song · 2025
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June 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Adam Curtis chose a bad week to try and teach us anything ventriloquism open.spotify.com/track/5uBmlQ...
Yes. That’s the bunny.
May 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Yes. That’s the bunny.
Some people who have crawled through barbed wire on a French beach forced to finally face Toploader, there.
May 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Some people who have crawled through barbed wire on a French beach forced to finally face Toploader, there.
People who wear rucksacks at gigs to be dragged behind a horse.
Today is going to be a truly wonderful day in the "now is surely the time for the things I have always called for" stakes.
Excited for the first column calling for us to seize the moment to: scrap planning rules/reform taxes/re-enter the EU in some form/abandon fiscal prudence.
Excited for the first column calling for us to seize the moment to: scrap planning rules/reform taxes/re-enter the EU in some form/abandon fiscal prudence.
April 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
People who wear rucksacks at gigs to be dragged behind a horse.
List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie.
1. Flavor Flav
2. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
3. Alan Bean
4. Nicolaus Copernicus
5. Sonia
1. Flavor Flav
2. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
3. Alan Bean
4. Nicolaus Copernicus
5. Sonia
April 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
List five famous people you’ve met, but ONE is a lie.
1. Flavor Flav
2. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
3. Alan Bean
4. Nicolaus Copernicus
5. Sonia
1. Flavor Flav
2. Archbishop Desmond Tutu
3. Alan Bean
4. Nicolaus Copernicus
5. Sonia
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But soft, what light through yonder window?
Brakes.
Brakes.
March 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
But soft, what light through yonder window?
Brakes.
Brakes.
Asked ChatGPT to write lyrics for the @channel4news.bsky.social them tune. Shite. Didn’t rhyme Matty Frei with Chinese spies once.
February 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Asked ChatGPT to write lyrics for the @channel4news.bsky.social them tune. Shite. Didn’t rhyme Matty Frei with Chinese spies once.
Is he saying it’s his fault?
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is he saying it’s his fault?
An agent has a message about your assassination. Reply STOP to stop receiving texts from MI6.
Hi, I'll be arriving soon. Please secure pets if you have them and turn on a light if it's dark. Thanks!
Hi, I'll be arriving soon. Please secure pets if you have them and turn on a light if it's dark. Thanks!
February 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
An agent has a message about your assassination. Reply STOP to stop receiving texts from MI6.
Hi, I'll be arriving soon. Please secure pets if you have them and turn on a light if it's dark. Thanks!
Hi, I'll be arriving soon. Please secure pets if you have them and turn on a light if it's dark. Thanks!
Petition for Daizen to turn up at the player of the year awards in the good gear.
February 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Petition for Daizen to turn up at the player of the year awards in the good gear.
I’m a fan of The Traitors, but that has fucked the format a bit. There is zero incentive to end the game before getting down to the last two.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m a fan of The Traitors, but that has fucked the format a bit. There is zero incentive to end the game before getting down to the last two.
The whole 'nooo, it was a *Roman* salute ...' argument is really weird because, well, the Roman salute *is* the fascist salute.
There is pretty much close to bugger all evidence that anyone in ancient Rome ever did one.
There is pretty much close to bugger all evidence that anyone in ancient Rome ever did one.
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The whole 'nooo, it was a *Roman* salute ...' argument is really weird because, well, the Roman salute *is* the fascist salute.
There is pretty much close to bugger all evidence that anyone in ancient Rome ever did one.
There is pretty much close to bugger all evidence that anyone in ancient Rome ever did one.
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little comic about desire paths.