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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 13h

The action of a true friend*. (*Follower on bluesky)

Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 13h

If you haven't already wished @leerandall.bsky.social a happy birthday, now's your chance. (It's her birthday.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE!

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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 1d

My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 1d

Even in an AI video he can’t wear a mask properly.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 3d

Urgh, love, that sounds boring/annoying, hope you feel better asap xx

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Padraig Reidy @padraigreidy.bsky.social · 4d

One cannot hope to bribe or twist/ The British-Iranian humourist…

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 4d

But but the clock strikes, Alanna… (I agree and imagine it all happening in daylight. There’s your atmos ruined already.)

Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

I blame Masterchef.

Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

All v well here, thanks. X

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

Look forward to you joining in 😀

Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

It’s like the old days innit

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

Round table, bit of traitoring in a turret, bed by 9. Perfect.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

If I was on Traitors I’d have to insist on matinee round tables because all those late nights would be the death of me.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

Jesus they are stupid
#CelebrityTraitors

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

Bless you, I was never too young. (I remember the first day of C4 if that helps)

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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 5d

Well, Aleister Crowley wrote a poem foreseeing it, so that's something

>Aleister Crowley’s “When Celia Farts”

When Celia comes, ‘tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
When Celia comes

When Celia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
When Celia farts

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

That sounds like my kind of sport …

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

In the glory days of Twitter, Celia’s fart would have had its own account by now
#celebritytraitors

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

cc @rickburin.bsky.social

Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 5d

Typical London. You wait all day for a Sumo wrestler on a bike and three come at once.

Three Sumo wrestlers on Lime bikes wait patiently at the lights.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 5d

You really have to know what an even number is, to make sense of all this.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah that is a brilliant callback, I’m so impressed.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 6d

I do, however, enjoy that Noel can barely conceal his disdain for him.

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 6d

Withholding his fucking handshake like a prick

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Jenny Landreth @jennylandreth.bsky.social · 6d

Why is Paul Hollywood such an absolutely charmless twat? #GBBO

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 6d

Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...

One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.

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