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Episode 1. A stolen gong, a dead cockapoo and a cutout of Dirk Bogarde. If you like your comedy silly and full of jokes, step inside...

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Here's one more day

youtu.be/G2q_VXShg4Y
The Grey Funnel Line
YouTube video by Maddy Prior & June Tabor - Topic
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
*pulls up chair*
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
WHY IS IT STILL RAINING, STARMER?
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
We're fucked, let's just give up
Tim Davie sets out need to save 10% of costs in three years
BBC eyes further cuts
www.broadcastnow.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
😫
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Endless minutes.
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Thanks to all the charlatans, quacks and fools who've allowed measles to reach my child's secondary school in London
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Ooh, rain!
February 5, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Superb
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Jim Ratcliffe: I'm sorry if YOUR MUM
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I am not judging you

but HISTORY WILL
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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winstonsdad.blog/2011/06/28/c... sad news of the passing of Cees Nooteboom the greatest Dutch writer of his generation he gave an interview to the blog 15 years ago
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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He sounds exactly like a Smiths song.
Let's celebrate #DarwinDay by reminding ourselves that everyone has moments when they feel worse for wear.

Darwin wrote to Charles Lyell in 1861:
"But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything."

www.darwinproject.ac.uk/letter/DCP-L...

So, hang in there, #academicsky!
🧪🌏🐵
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Pretty sure we acquire some of their cool by osmosis
February 12, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Tracey have you been hacked
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Practically Oxbridge.
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Oh dear
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Legendary! To their mums
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I assumed because you're cool
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Immediately knew where you went to school
February 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
But also The Kinks, to redress the balance
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Rod Stewart. Sorry.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Harold does have his little eccentric moments

youtu.be/ZeF18IorXS4
Harold and Maude - Meeting Candy scene
YouTube video by 00Unchained00
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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RIP Bud Cort. Harold and Maude is one of my favourite movies of all time and he’s spectacular in it. If you haven’t seen it, don’t find out anything about it. Just watch it.
February 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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RIP Bud Cort. How else would you even pay tribute to him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM