Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
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mattleys.bsky.social
I wash my dishes by hand in fresh urine with a cloth woven from my own hair. Not like you, you monster.
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curiousiguana.bsky.social
My favourite BT Tower fact is that its location was an official secret until 1993.

Londoner's were therefore not permitted to look directly at it.
mattleys.bsky.social
I always averted my gaze.
mattleys.bsky.social
The revolving restaurant was run by Butlins and was blown up by the Angry Brigade. It couldn't be more British if it tried
cameronyardejnr.bsky.social
The BT Tower is 60 years old today. Famous for its revolving restaurant...and a giant kitten courtesy of The Goodies.
mattleys.bsky.social
I mean what would we have done with those 15 years that was more worthwhile oh no hang on
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john-self.bsky.social
Some of us DO NOT WANT a dishwasher with intuitive loading. Being custodian of the stacking is the only power we have.
jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Instagram’s added a brand new ad format! It’s terrible!
mattleys.bsky.social
No of course not
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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cathlynsa.bsky.social
Polish film poster for The Police Woman (La femme flic, 1980) • Designed by Mieczysław Wasilewski, 1979.
mattleys.bsky.social
It has its own agent.
mattleys.bsky.social
Is this what they mean by monoculture?
mattleys.bsky.social
Do you though, Romesh? Do you? Do you really?
mattleys.bsky.social
Just hoik it up a bit.
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regretteruane.bsky.social
New bio, thank you Tripadvisor
Screenshot of a one star trip advisor review of an hotel which reads a potential death trap wrapped up in tired glitz
mattleys.bsky.social
He really is such a loathsome reptile
dorianlynskey.bsky.social
Honestly I hate Jenrick more than Farage. Far more sinister because of the speed of his transformation from off-the-shelf Tory mediocrity into dead-eyed National Front race-baiter
mattleys.bsky.social
Big love to you J. You know you're made of steel. Roar on big man x