"I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance."
- e. e. cummings

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 13/10 (IG: tunathekahuna)

This is Dennis. He was asked to do the same trick over and over again with no compensation. 13/10 justice for Dennis

You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"

Abs is 18 today. Happy birthday, my beautiful sunshine princess.

This is Blackjack. He was throwing a bit of a puppy tantrum. But just like a toddler, he immediately calmed down when his favorite show came on. 12/10

This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen