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Slutpants McGee
@activatedtower.bsky.social
Ben, 33, he/him, gay ace. Initiate in the Atomic Priesthood, orc connoisseur, burgeoning ancom, man liker, Michigander. Black Lives Matter. ACAB. Fuck TERFs. 🏳️‍🌈
This year is the year. Trust me bro. Any minute now, they're gonna push back. I'm telling you. Now please excuse me, my friend Lucy is setting up a football and I'm gonna kick it so far.
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Visited the zoo and I am more sure than ever that I am going to die trying to touch the beans on the big ol pawbs of a big cat. The snow leopard was RIGHT THERE! I wanna squeeze those beans SO BAD
October 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think this occasion calls for me breaking out the file photo of me (second from left) looking annoyed next to Chuck Schumer. Photo credit: the Syracuse Daily Orange, probably 2012 or 2013.
March 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
February 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am 607,085th in line, and nobody forget it!
September 17, 2024 at 11:26 AM
But don't worry, everyone! They turned down the creativity dial! And they only use the audio because the AI is racially insensitive (but don't worry, not overtly racist.) Everything is fine.
August 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
I need to post more actual posts, so have a Mike:
March 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
lmao byeeeeeeee
August 18, 2023 at 11:39 PM