Slutpants McGee
@activatedtower.bsky.social
Ben, 33, he/him, gay ace. Initiate in the Atomic Priesthood, orc connoisseur, burgeoning ancom, man liker, Michigander. Black Lives Matter. ACAB. Fuck TERFs. 🏳️🌈
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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Republicans want to replace the department of education with this:
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Republicans want to replace the department of education with this:
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Unfettered by "traditional constraints" like making sense, standing up straight, and following laws. God, this is pathetic.
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Unfettered by "traditional constraints" like making sense, standing up straight, and following laws. God, this is pathetic.
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been wanting to try making a rooster character for a couple months now, I thought the colours could be fun and pretty...
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
been wanting to try making a rooster character for a couple months now, I thought the colours could be fun and pretty...
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle https://theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-relative-calm-of-president-a-giant-pedophile-news-cycle/
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
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gay dragon demons are now too big for your living room and eating all your food
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 AM
gay dragon demons are now too big for your living room and eating all your food
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Bunch of mustelid doodles!
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Bunch of mustelid doodles!
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President Connolly, my people yearn for freedom. You will be greeted as liberators.
Irish commando raid on Washington, DC now being prepared. (Sorry, them's the rules now.)
January 19, 2026 at 11:30 PM
President Connolly, my people yearn for freedom. You will be greeted as liberators.
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Senate Democrats working on a bold plan to strongly oppose the invasion or purchase of Greenland by offering voters a system of Greenland Tax Credits via a means-tested GSA (Greenland Spending Account) that they can use on qualified Greenland-related expenses.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Senate Democrats working on a bold plan to strongly oppose the invasion or purchase of Greenland by offering voters a system of Greenland Tax Credits via a means-tested GSA (Greenland Spending Account) that they can use on qualified Greenland-related expenses.
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taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail
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per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries.
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
prospect.org
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”
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It sounds ludicrous and oversimplified if you're not a huge racist with a host of insecurities, but "Obama" is one of the key explanations for a lot of what Trump and Republicans do.
(Other similar explanations include "gender" and "to own the libs.")
(Other similar explanations include "gender" and "to own the libs.")
fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it)
"Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
It sounds ludicrous and oversimplified if you're not a huge racist with a host of insecurities, but "Obama" is one of the key explanations for a lot of what Trump and Republicans do.
(Other similar explanations include "gender" and "to own the libs.")
(Other similar explanations include "gender" and "to own the libs.")
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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This speaks to my belief, which is I think Bari Weiss might be one of the few people so genuinely stupid that she has no idea she's just a bog standard MAGA hack.
incredible stuff
January 19, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This speaks to my belief, which is I think Bari Weiss might be one of the few people so genuinely stupid that she has no idea she's just a bog standard MAGA hack.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now