attic bat
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attic bat
@actualimmortal.bsky.social
your local literature enthusiast | he/him | 22 | avatar of the end
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“Also du (Bela) bist schon vampire diaries”- ich
“Okay dann ist Diego ( @actualimmortal.bsky.social ) Hazbin Hotel und du bist Dr House” - Bela @dandyvampyr.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by the fireplace whilst sharing a basket of midnight croissants in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a full moon as wolves howl in the distance, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things”.
February 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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don't ask for my pity
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Escher from last year
#curseofstrahd #escher
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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would love to be an eccentric weirdo who knows everything about the supernatural force haunting the protagonist, I'd be so good at waving my hands in the air and saying "you don't GET it"
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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I have a weakness for portal fantasy/horror stories that involve characters entering the portal, walking around this new world, getting glimpses of a bewildering landscape and ecology never explained, falling into surreal jeopardy, and then getting suddenly spat out into the real world again.
February 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Player: "They need to handle their shit."

Me: "Vampires not being able to handle their shit is literally the whole history of vampires."
January 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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powerscaling setting but vampires in particular can ONLY be killed by the ultra-specific situations that kill vampires. doesn't matter if you're a planet-killing monstrosity, unless you put a wooden stake specifically though the heart, the vampire's going to live. and you just destroyed all the wood
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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My Commissions are open again! ❤️‍🔥
Commissions are open again! 🩸🧛🏻
January 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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You know your TTRPG session was amazing when you by the end of it you tell your DM to sleep with one eye open.
January 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I love the German names for things so much like ah yes my favourite animal the "little earth man"
January 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
our party in a room about to open the atric hatch:
me: giant guy go open it ur tall enough!
also me later: wait i could have just walked up to the ceiling to open it myself oops 🤷‍♂️
when u forget ur dhampir abilities hahah
January 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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been feeling rlly bad lately so I made time in my schedule to finish this Victor sketch I had laying around
#victorvallkovich #curseofstrahd #dnd
January 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Goblin: Halt! We’re under construction!

Party: Yeah we know, you’re building a portal to hell.

Goblin: Yep. Can’t let you in here.

Party: But we have to stop—

Goblin: Do you have a permit?

Party: No...

Goblin: Then wait until the portal is finished like everyone else.

#DnD
January 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
pain is temporary swag is forever
(i just for my throat tattooed)
January 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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He got out
January 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
the gang with the ominous dark magic orb
January 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Yes I am having cold pizza for breakfast.
No you cannot stop me.
January 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Pit Bonnie wants to be the best FNAF bunny
January 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
stuff that happened this session:

we managed to win a fight and are now in possession of a suspicious dark magic orb
January 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I like vampires because I too am filled with an insatiable red hunger that consumes me and drives me forward unable to die. It's a vibe for sure.
January 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I have never read a character so prone to fits and fevers of great emotion as Victor Frankenstein.

What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.
January 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
new meme template just dropped
January 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
who know playing 1 dnd session will give me the biggest obession ever
i need more im gonna go insane
December 30, 2024 at 4:05 PM
things that happened our frist session:

paladin on nightwatch: *sees some freaky red eyes glow in the dark and wakes me up to check to*
me who failed perception check miserably: "i cant see shit imma go back to sleep, i need my beauty sleep"
*proceeds to fall asleep again*
December 30, 2024 at 11:45 AM
the gang! im the smallest 🫡(with 180cm lmaoo)
December 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM