“Okay dann ist Diego ( @actualimmortal.bsky.social ) Hazbin Hotel und du bist Dr House” - Bela @dandyvampyr.bsky.social
“Okay dann ist Diego ( @actualimmortal.bsky.social ) Hazbin Hotel und du bist Dr House” - Bela @dandyvampyr.bsky.social
Me: "Vampires not being able to handle their shit is literally the whole history of vampires."
Me: "Vampires not being able to handle their shit is literally the whole history of vampires."
me: giant guy go open it ur tall enough!
also me later: wait i could have just walked up to the ceiling to open it myself oops 🤷♂️
when u forget ur dhampir abilities hahah
me: giant guy go open it ur tall enough!
also me later: wait i could have just walked up to the ceiling to open it myself oops 🤷♂️
when u forget ur dhampir abilities hahah
#victorvallkovich #curseofstrahd #dnd
#victorvallkovich #curseofstrahd #dnd
Party: Yeah we know, you’re building a portal to hell.
Goblin: Yep. Can’t let you in here.
Party: But we have to stop—
Goblin: Do you have a permit?
Party: No...
Goblin: Then wait until the portal is finished like everyone else.
#DnD
Party: Yeah we know, you’re building a portal to hell.
Goblin: Yep. Can’t let you in here.
Party: But we have to stop—
Goblin: Do you have a permit?
Party: No...
Goblin: Then wait until the portal is finished like everyone else.
#DnD
(i just for my throat tattooed)
(i just for my throat tattooed)
No you cannot stop me.
No you cannot stop me.
we managed to win a fight and are now in possession of a suspicious dark magic orb
we managed to win a fight and are now in possession of a suspicious dark magic orb
What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.
What a dramatic little twink. He spends 90% of the book languishing in his horrors.
i need more im gonna go insane
i need more im gonna go insane
paladin on nightwatch: *sees some freaky red eyes glow in the dark and wakes me up to check to*
me who failed perception check miserably: "i cant see shit imma go back to sleep, i need my beauty sleep"
*proceeds to fall asleep again*
paladin on nightwatch: *sees some freaky red eyes glow in the dark and wakes me up to check to*
me who failed perception check miserably: "i cant see shit imma go back to sleep, i need my beauty sleep"
*proceeds to fall asleep again*