I have never been able to shake the feeling that *I* made a liar out of him.

National Pick-me Radio

First time I’ve ever wanted there to be a drywall emoji.

Yeah, the stuff on top is so clean and pristine, it makes me confident it has to be intended to hide a truly disgusting disaster in the bowl.

The really terrifying part is not knowing if you’ve seen the worst of that situation.

Or someone is seriously committed to winning hide and seek.

It looks like what would happen if a person got sucked into the toilet and grabbed onto the toilet paper to try to save themselves.

Holy not shit.

McDonald’s has this Grinch dill pickle seasoning for people to put on fries but it’s in a do-it-yourself shake ‘n’ bake kit that was too much trouble for me to pursue. BUT I could see that flavoring taking off on a spicy chicken sandwich.

In summary: this is bad.

The lie, though (and it’s a big one), is that focusing on healthy living negates the need for medicine and treatment. Healthy lifestyle doesn’t render healthcare obsolete. MAHA acts as though it does and they’ve taken it to sociopathic, fascist levels.

Mother fuckers out here failing to realize they’re not worthy of wit.

This is the distillation of every Bari Weiss story idea ever.

Wait, this isn’t the pitch bot?

I thought this at first, and I don’t know if I’m just being super cynical toward this person, but I feel like it sounds considerably worse than ai.

I regret waking up this morning.