Garth Brooks’s other alter ego (he/him)
@adambuckled.bsky.social
Trying to be a better human. Trying to help. But on here I’m mostly angry at transphobes etc. and/or watching sports. Cubs, Bears, Bulls
They were clearly trying to fly the drug-filled boat to America.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They were clearly trying to fly the drug-filled boat to America.
I’m old enough to remember when Mr. Drummond on Diff’rent Strokes calling someone a bigot was the sickest burn they were allowed to air on TV. Now half the voting public wouldn’t even consider it an insult.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Mr. Drummond on Diff’rent Strokes calling someone a bigot was the sickest burn they were allowed to air on TV. Now half the voting public wouldn’t even consider it an insult.
If you haven’t got a hay penny then god bless you.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you haven’t got a hay penny then god bless you.
Social media is like the stock market for the state of humanity. The more you check in on it the more likely you are to overreact to how things are going.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Social media is like the stock market for the state of humanity. The more you check in on it the more likely you are to overreact to how things are going.
Sometimes I feel like a boat that’s been exploded in half, kept afloat by nothing but hope and an enormous supply of cocaine.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sometimes I feel like a boat that’s been exploded in half, kept afloat by nothing but hope and an enormous supply of cocaine.
Expansion be damned, my attention span still maxes out at 140 characters.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Expansion be damned, my attention span still maxes out at 140 characters.
Behind the MAHA movement, with all its deception and misinformation, is an underlying truth: the American healthcare system primarily focuses on treating illness rather than pursuing optimum health. Neither the private nor the public sector prioritizes healthy living. 1/2
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Behind the MAHA movement, with all its deception and misinformation, is an underlying truth: the American healthcare system primarily focuses on treating illness rather than pursuing optimum health. Neither the private nor the public sector prioritizes healthy living. 1/2
There’s a ton of snow on the ground, but some neighborhood sidewalks are still navigable. The tracks tell the ho hum story. Over the last few days it’s been me, Hopper, and a few deer roaming our usual route, and I don’t hate it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There’s a ton of snow on the ground, but some neighborhood sidewalks are still navigable. The tracks tell the ho hum story. Over the last few days it’s been me, Hopper, and a few deer roaming our usual route, and I don’t hate it.
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "shit" (93×)
2. "trump" (86×)
3. "cubs" (82×)
4. "game" (75×)
5. "bears" (71×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "shit" (93×)
2. "trump" (86×)
3. "cubs" (82×)
4. "game" (75×)
5. "bears" (71×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "shit" (93×)
2. "trump" (86×)
3. "cubs" (82×)
4. "game" (75×)
5. "bears" (71×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "shit" (93×)
2. "trump" (86×)
3. "cubs" (82×)
4. "game" (75×)
5. "bears" (71×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Already listening to Long December on a loop, please make 2025 stop.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Already listening to Long December on a loop, please make 2025 stop.
My mom wondered aloud why Ohio is considered the Midwest, so naturally I went on a 45-minute diatribe about how for ~40% of the time from the start of European exploration and colonization of this continent until now, we ignored the Mississippi River and everything to the west of it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My mom wondered aloud why Ohio is considered the Midwest, so naturally I went on a 45-minute diatribe about how for ~40% of the time from the start of European exploration and colonization of this continent until now, we ignored the Mississippi River and everything to the west of it.
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
STOP THE COUNT!
With the Rams’ loss to the Panthers, the Bears will enter December as the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
STOP THE COUNT!
Fitzgerald swears he has no knowledge of this.
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fitzgerald swears he has no knowledge of this.
Who’s leading the NFC? I haven’t really been paying attention.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Who’s leading the NFC? I haven’t really been paying attention.
My next big idea I’ll never follow through on is a series of dad-joke crossword puzzles. Every single answer you complete will force you into some combination of laughing and regretting your existence. The first clue: The state of being untouchable. The answer:
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My next big idea I’ll never follow through on is a series of dad-joke crossword puzzles. Every single answer you complete will force you into some combination of laughing and regretting your existence. The first clue: The state of being untouchable. The answer:
Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
My little brother suggested “something unconventional like tacos” for thanksgiving. I think he intended it as an easy out for me to avoid preparing a turkey. I took it as a challenge and smoked a turkey, used some of the dark meat to make tacos, and made cranberry salsa that kinda rocks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My little brother suggested “something unconventional like tacos” for thanksgiving. I think he intended it as an easy out for me to avoid preparing a turkey. I took it as a challenge and smoked a turkey, used some of the dark meat to make tacos, and made cranberry salsa that kinda rocks.
Reggie Miller catching strays from Gus Johnson for being too dramatic is a lot to process.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reggie Miller catching strays from Gus Johnson for being too dramatic is a lot to process.
“I’m Bo Jackson, no relation. Bo’s a nickname, most people call me Lamar Jackson, no relation. Actually, Lamar is my middle name. My first name is Samuel. No relation.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“I’m Bo Jackson, no relation. Bo’s a nickname, most people call me Lamar Jackson, no relation. Actually, Lamar is my middle name. My first name is Samuel. No relation.”
My mom has (as of yet, still mild) dementia, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t always know what topic she was discussing. Like just now, she said, “One thing I’ve learned is that people can’t control where they are born, so it’s ridiculous to hold that against them.” She’s being political. Right?…
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My mom has (as of yet, still mild) dementia, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t always know what topic she was discussing. Like just now, she said, “One thing I’ve learned is that people can’t control where they are born, so it’s ridiculous to hold that against them.” She’s being political. Right?…
Yeah, not watching Dave Portnoy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, not watching Dave Portnoy.
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.