*slides out from underneath car* well that’s your problem right there

need more tantrums to work it off

Unironically owns

Finally, some good fucking news

No hetero, but: yowza

Oh yeah, I had a dream last night where we went on a road trip (to Disneyland? Across the border?? Without your husband??? I don’t know man), but you left Pippin with my parents (Murphy experience, I guess?). As we drove away, he was standing in the garden, looking anguished

Happy for you 🙏🏻

You hit the autism jackpot

God fucking damnit