Adam
@adamjford.page
he/they — nb — Edmonton, AB
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m night shyamalan trying to convince you not to leave his beach house: baby it’s old outside
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
m night shyamalan trying to convince you not to leave his beach house: baby it’s old outside
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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Really funny to me that Jake Paul got his clocked clean exactly one year after @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social's breakdown of his whole boxing racket.
youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
How Jake Paul Keeps Winning Fights
YouTube video by Super Eyepatch Wolf
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Really funny to me that Jake Paul got his clocked clean exactly one year after @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social's breakdown of his whole boxing racket.
youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
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remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
@magpie.tips Nanaimo area news spotted: vigilante traffic justice www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Unsanctioned roadway barriers installed in the dark of night on Gabriola Island | CBC News
Just a few weeks after residents pleaded with local government to take action on "traffic chaos" at Descanso Bay Ferry Terminal on Gabriola Island, someone has gone rogue and installed delineators alo...
www.cbc.ca
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@magpie.tips Nanaimo area news spotted: vigilante traffic justice www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
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*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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"If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for a little R&R after a tour on Pandora".
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for a little R&R after a tour on Pandora".
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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neil (banging out the tunes)
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
neil (banging out the tunes)
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
jealousy psychiatrist
Hey, so, uh
…FNAF 2 was a genuinely enjoyable film to watch?
…FNAF 2 was a genuinely enjoyable film to watch?
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hey, so, uh
…FNAF 2 was a genuinely enjoyable film to watch?
…FNAF 2 was a genuinely enjoyable film to watch?
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Time to post my favourite photo of Snoopy of all time
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Time to post my favourite photo of Snoopy of all time
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Trying to convince an Australian to listen to The Tragically Hip, as is my patriotic duty
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Trying to convince an Australian to listen to The Tragically Hip, as is my patriotic duty