Adam Rab
@adamrab.bsky.social
Lafayette College class of 2028 | He/Him | NOLA Pelicans⚜️| Trying his best | NJ |
Sometimes I make squiggles and try to draw things from them
Normalize minding your own damn business again.
Sometimes I make squiggles and try to draw things from them
Normalize minding your own damn business again.
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Adam Rab
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I hate that sports media has devolved into every player being either the next GOAT or a bust, and it’s completely determined by their last game played.
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I hate that sports media has devolved into every player being either the next GOAT or a bust, and it’s completely determined by their last game played.
I heard somewhere that there was an Alien in Nevada? Apparently there will be no more
thunderstorms or something like that. They also kept mentioning that the Alien was coming for old fashioned underwear next? The news is weird man.
thunderstorms or something like that. They also kept mentioning that the Alien was coming for old fashioned underwear next? The news is weird man.
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I heard somewhere that there was an Alien in Nevada? Apparently there will be no more
thunderstorms or something like that. They also kept mentioning that the Alien was coming for old fashioned underwear next? The news is weird man.
thunderstorms or something like that. They also kept mentioning that the Alien was coming for old fashioned underwear next? The news is weird man.
As a baseball casual, I can officially no longer name a single player on the Mets.
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As a baseball casual, I can officially no longer name a single player on the Mets.
Joe Buck saying 67 is a sign of the end times
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Joe Buck saying 67 is a sign of the end times
I would like to reiterate this point.
I would die for Derik Queen
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I would like to reiterate this point.
I can’t believe the clippers ended Chris Paul’s ASPIRATIONs for a retirement tour. This is simply a TORREnt of abuse by the clippers. He didn’t even have that big of a SALARY. anyone who disagrees is CAPping.
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I can’t believe the clippers ended Chris Paul’s ASPIRATIONs for a retirement tour. This is simply a TORREnt of abuse by the clippers. He didn’t even have that big of a SALARY. anyone who disagrees is CAPping.
If Chris Paul is waived, does that mean he’s free to become the coach of the Pelicans if he wants?
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If Chris Paul is waived, does that mean he’s free to become the coach of the Pelicans if he wants?
Oh, so Giannis is GONE GONE
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Oh, so Giannis is GONE GONE
Borrego ball so far feels like a caricature of itself. We were saying it would be trading defense out for offense, but 142-149 losses is kind of extreme.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Borrego ball so far feels like a caricature of itself. We were saying it would be trading defense out for offense, but 142-149 losses is kind of extreme.
I would die for Derik Queen
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I would die for Derik Queen
If we hire Darwin Ham, I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If we hire Darwin Ham, I’m going to cry myself to sleep.
Why does Gayle Benson only hire her church friends?
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Why does Gayle Benson only hire her church friends?
Because 2-9, now that’s a terrible team. 3-8 is fine, but 2-9…that extra loss is what separates the contenders from the pretenders.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Because 2-9, now that’s a terrible team. 3-8 is fine, but 2-9…that extra loss is what separates the contenders from the pretenders.
Horrible but funny NBA idea. What if, like how you can trade picks, you could trade playoff spots? So a team trades their spot in the future for a good player. They miss a future playoffs, but could win a championship now. You could even trade potentially this year’s eighth seed for a lottery pick.
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Horrible but funny NBA idea. What if, like how you can trade picks, you could trade playoff spots? So a team trades their spot in the future for a good player. They miss a future playoffs, but could win a championship now. You could even trade potentially this year’s eighth seed for a lottery pick.
I should’ve never made this chart, because now Grayson Allen has dropped 40 points on our head and the Pelicans are going to be in the same place the Suns were last year.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I should’ve never made this chart, because now Grayson Allen has dropped 40 points on our head and the Pelicans are going to be in the same place the Suns were last year.
I can’t believe possibly the greatest GM in Laker history will no longer be with the NBA. I wish you the best luck in your future endeavors Nico Harrison.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can’t believe possibly the greatest GM in Laker history will no longer be with the NBA. I wish you the best luck in your future endeavors Nico Harrison.
Mamdani working with Lina Khan is fire.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mamdani working with Lina Khan is fire.
Some people have the superstition that if they watch their team they’ll lose. I’m the same way except my team loses if I don’t watch them as well.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some people have the superstition that if they watch their team they’ll lose. I’m the same way except my team loses if I don’t watch them as well.
Wemby’a BLK% this year so far is 13.2%. This mean’s that, while Victor is on the court, he blocks one in every 8 shots by the opponent.
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wemby’a BLK% this year so far is 13.2%. This mean’s that, while Victor is on the court, he blocks one in every 8 shots by the opponent.
I think one of the most telling signs of how old and out of touch this administration is is their whataboutisms with Bill Clinton. Like, dude, I don’t care about Bill Clinton; he was elected a decade before I was born. None of Gen Z or Millennials were old enough to vote for him. We don’t care.
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think one of the most telling signs of how old and out of touch this administration is is their whataboutisms with Bill Clinton. Like, dude, I don’t care about Bill Clinton; he was elected a decade before I was born. None of Gen Z or Millennials were old enough to vote for him. We don’t care.
As a Chuba Hubbard believer for three years, Rico Dowdle is my antichrist, which sucks because I would love him as a player if we wasn’t ruining my years of saying Chuba was that guy.
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As a Chuba Hubbard believer for three years, Rico Dowdle is my antichrist, which sucks because I would love him as a player if we wasn’t ruining my years of saying Chuba was that guy.
Taysom Hill’s existence confuses me. There’s no way he’s good enough at all those positions to deserve snaps at all of them.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Taysom Hill’s existence confuses me. There’s no way he’s good enough at all those positions to deserve snaps at all of them.
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I'm in an abusive relationship with barometric pressure
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm in an abusive relationship with barometric pressure