Adderstane
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They have a Michelin chef.
That's why everything looks, feels and tastes like old tyres.
That's why everything looks, feels and tastes like old tyres.
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They have a Michelin chef.
That's why everything looks, feels and tastes like old tyres.
That's why everything looks, feels and tastes like old tyres.
Quality white dog mess, too. Admire it while breathing in tetraethyl lead-laden car exhaust before going back to an asbestos-insulated home.
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Quality white dog mess, too. Admire it while breathing in tetraethyl lead-laden car exhaust before going back to an asbestos-insulated home.
With a blue carpet?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
With a blue carpet?
The legendary Mud Wizard of Lützerath!
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The legendary Mud Wizard of Lützerath!
And you couldn't just say he rolled in something?
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
And you couldn't just say he rolled in something?
Saint Nick once, allegedly, paid the dowries of 3 sisters by lobbing bags of gold coins through their window.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Saint Nick once, allegedly, paid the dowries of 3 sisters by lobbing bags of gold coins through their window.
I have quite a decent multimeter. Should you ever move next door to me you would be most welcome to borrow it on occasion. Just be sure to return it when you're finished with it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have quite a decent multimeter. Should you ever move next door to me you would be most welcome to borrow it on occasion. Just be sure to return it when you're finished with it.
"Last of the Simmered Wine"
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Last of the Simmered Wine"
Kit one out with a little microchip that plays rap.
Then you'd have a Mos Def MOSFET Moth pet.
Then you'd have a Mos Def MOSFET Moth pet.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Kit one out with a little microchip that plays rap.
Then you'd have a Mos Def MOSFET Moth pet.
Then you'd have a Mos Def MOSFET Moth pet.
"Would you like to supersize to Absolute Bollocks? So big you have to hold your Bollocks in both hands"
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"Would you like to supersize to Absolute Bollocks? So big you have to hold your Bollocks in both hands"
Time to train up a pair of hairy caterpillars.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Time to train up a pair of hairy caterpillars.
They're going to be gentrifying Miracle Village (conveniently less than an hour away from Mar-a-lago).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle...
Miracle Village - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
They're going to be gentrifying Miracle Village (conveniently less than an hour away from Mar-a-lago).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle...
They're all celebrity impersonators, the real celebs weren't available. (Or it's AI generated)
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They're all celebrity impersonators, the real celebs weren't available. (Or it's AI generated)
Room number signage at a SciFi Con.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Room number signage at a SciFi Con.
The funniest bit of this is the serious replies to the comedian bantering with his comedian friend.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The funniest bit of this is the serious replies to the comedian bantering with his comedian friend.
*Very* graphic design.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
*Very* graphic design.
Worst restaurant ever.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Worst restaurant ever.
Did he watch "The Producers" and think "Hey, promising to pay out a lot more than we take in, there's an idea"?
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Did he watch "The Producers" and think "Hey, promising to pay out a lot more than we take in, there's an idea"?
With minimum wage of around £12.50/hr you'll need to pull this scam about 104 times an hour. Should be good exercise.
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
With minimum wage of around £12.50/hr you'll need to pull this scam about 104 times an hour. Should be good exercise.
IT department: "rm -rf *"
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
IT department: "rm -rf *"
He was swearing in service members at the halftime, apparently.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
WATCH: Trump Blitzed By Chorus of Boos at Washington Commanders Game
President Trump was hit by a booming chorus of boos from fans at the Washington Commanders game when he took the microphone and conducted a swearing in ceremony
www.yahoo.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
He was swearing in service members at the halftime, apparently.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...