This is not just two thugs who piss and shit in your mouth before running off... this is M&S two thugs who piss and shit in your mouth before running off.
Was able to import the list (with some errors) into Google MyMaps. Possibly the most boring join-the-dots puzzle ever (or it might form a sigil that summons an Elder God, who knows).
#OTD 45 years ago (7 Oct 1980) according to my diary, I drew these images for the Hitchhiker's Guide BBC TV series. Douglas Adams as both the ad exec and as Paula, the worst poet in the universe. I was 19 years old and having fun.
Neville, who discovered that his overclocked ultra-high-pressure washer nozzle wasn't blocked after all. Can be summoned by pointing at algae-stained paving slabs and saying three times "I wish there was a way I could clean these up without scrubbing or chemicals".
Just tweak it a bit to avoid infringement. Can still have a small rural setting, just make it CofE. Maybe add a twist, like the vicar unexpectedly being a woman or something.