Michael Shaw
@mrmichaelshaw.bsky.social
Education technologist. Londoner. Former journalist. Rants here entirely personal.
Like this Lisa Nandy line from her interview with @theguardian.com.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Like this Lisa Nandy line from her interview with @theguardian.com.
The Ring surveillance story is bigger in the US than UK.
But Apple fans who went with Aqara doorbells instead because they worked with Apple Home may still feel a bit smug.
(Until the inevitable 2027 story about how their doors are being monitored by the Chinese government instead)
But Apple fans who went with Aqara doorbells instead because they worked with Apple Home may still feel a bit smug.
(Until the inevitable 2027 story about how their doors are being monitored by the Chinese government instead)
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The Ring surveillance story is bigger in the US than UK.
But Apple fans who went with Aqara doorbells instead because they worked with Apple Home may still feel a bit smug.
(Until the inevitable 2027 story about how their doors are being monitored by the Chinese government instead)
But Apple fans who went with Aqara doorbells instead because they worked with Apple Home may still feel a bit smug.
(Until the inevitable 2027 story about how their doors are being monitored by the Chinese government instead)
Reposted by Michael Shaw
Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
Q: What connects Darth Vader (18), Luke Skywalker (4), Han Solo (3), R2D2 (2), Princess Leia (1) and Boba Fett (1)?
A: It’s how often they are named in the #Epstein Files.
A: It’s how often they are named in the #Epstein Files.
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Q: What connects Darth Vader (18), Luke Skywalker (4), Han Solo (3), R2D2 (2), Princess Leia (1) and Boba Fett (1)?
A: It’s how often they are named in the #Epstein Files.
A: It’s how often they are named in the #Epstein Files.
Still getting my head round living in a UK where the most popular party with women under 50 is the Greens, while for men over 50 it’s Reform.
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Still getting my head round living in a UK where the most popular party with women under 50 is the Greens, while for men over 50 it’s Reform.
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Thank you yes, her website is great. May her fame grow exponentially today.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Thank you yes, her website is great. May her fame grow exponentially today.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Celebrate #TheTraitors finale day by addressing colleagues in meetings using reflexive pronouns (“yourself”) instead of the objective case (“you”) for no apparent reason.
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Celebrate #TheTraitors finale day by addressing colleagues in meetings using reflexive pronouns (“yourself”) instead of the objective case (“you”) for no apparent reason.
“It’s a rorsarch test, really.
“And for some reason liberals keep insisting it’s a butterfly and not a bat.”
“And for some reason liberals keep insisting it’s a butterfly and not a bat.”
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“It’s a rorsarch test, really.
“And for some reason liberals keep insisting it’s a butterfly and not a bat.”
“And for some reason liberals keep insisting it’s a butterfly and not a bat.”
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It's the national year of reading in the uk in 2026. Instead of asking "why don't kids read any more", ask "how can I help them find the stories (and non fic) they will fall in love with". Less "get off my lawn whippersnappers" and more "come, sit on the lawn, here's a comic".
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
It's the national year of reading in the uk in 2026. Instead of asking "why don't kids read any more", ask "how can I help them find the stories (and non fic) they will fall in love with". Less "get off my lawn whippersnappers" and more "come, sit on the lawn, here's a comic".
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Three of the top five British grid electricity records smashed in 2025!
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Three of the top five British grid electricity records smashed in 2025!
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
This is a huge success story, despite what Russian bots and U.S fossil fuel shills scream on X.
Every unit of clean domestic energy we produce means a safer future for our children…🥳
I, for one, would happily watch The Muppets Maltese Falcon.
Bogart = Kermit
Astor = Miss Piggy
Lorre = Gonzo
MacLane = Fozzy
Greenstreet = Sam The Eagle
(Etc)
Bogart = Kermit
Astor = Miss Piggy
Lorre = Gonzo
MacLane = Fozzy
Greenstreet = Sam The Eagle
(Etc)
Welcome to the Public Domain, THE MALTESE FALCON (1930) 🦅💎
🕵️ Sam Spade is on the Case of the Disappearing Copyright as The Maltese Falcon novel joins the public domain.
Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai...
#PublicDomainDay #CopyrightFree
🕵️ Sam Spade is on the Case of the Disappearing Copyright as The Maltese Falcon novel joins the public domain.
Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/public-domai...
#PublicDomainDay #CopyrightFree
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I, for one, would happily watch The Muppets Maltese Falcon.
Bogart = Kermit
Astor = Miss Piggy
Lorre = Gonzo
MacLane = Fozzy
Greenstreet = Sam The Eagle
(Etc)
Bogart = Kermit
Astor = Miss Piggy
Lorre = Gonzo
MacLane = Fozzy
Greenstreet = Sam The Eagle
(Etc)
Reposted by Michael Shaw
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans
My brother could not have got me a more “Best TV of 2025” surprise Xmas present unless he’d obtained a lock of Rhea Seehorn’s hair.
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My brother could not have got me a more “Best TV of 2025” surprise Xmas present unless he’d obtained a lock of Rhea Seehorn’s hair.
If you're looking for a short spooky story to listen to while wrapping Christmas presents, then you'll enjoy TOND, starring @carrieq.bsky.social.
It reminded me how much I used to love the "Fear on 4" plays on Radio 4.
It reminded me how much I used to love the "Fear on 4" plays on Radio 4.
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
If you're looking for a short spooky story to listen to while wrapping Christmas presents, then you'll enjoy TOND, starring @carrieq.bsky.social.
It reminded me how much I used to love the "Fear on 4" plays on Radio 4.
It reminded me how much I used to love the "Fear on 4" plays on Radio 4.
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vibing with this chat support agent
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
vibing with this chat support agent
So ZipCar's exiting London. Which means you can't plan to do anything past New Year's Eve.
But it's OK! We can use @hiyacar.co.uk instead, right? Right?
Nope.
At just the perfect time they've got a bug with their app so haven't been able to process new drivers' licenses for weeks.
But it's OK! We can use @hiyacar.co.uk instead, right? Right?
Nope.
At just the perfect time they've got a bug with their app so haven't been able to process new drivers' licenses for weeks.
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So ZipCar's exiting London. Which means you can't plan to do anything past New Year's Eve.
But it's OK! We can use @hiyacar.co.uk instead, right? Right?
Nope.
At just the perfect time they've got a bug with their app so haven't been able to process new drivers' licenses for weeks.
But it's OK! We can use @hiyacar.co.uk instead, right? Right?
Nope.
At just the perfect time they've got a bug with their app so haven't been able to process new drivers' licenses for weeks.
We ended up with another kid’s Christmas artwork so have sent their family a ransom note.
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We ended up with another kid’s Christmas artwork so have sent their family a ransom note.
This kind of error annoys me.
When commentators complained in the past that pupils at a particular school “can’t speak English” (but meant spoke it as an additional language) my first action was to pull up the school’s English test scores, which were normally above the national average.
When commentators complained in the past that pupils at a particular school “can’t speak English” (but meant spoke it as an additional language) my first action was to pull up the school’s English test scores, which were normally above the national average.
This is a really appalling editorial error on BBC Question Time
"Apparently one in three children don't speak English as a first language, why does this matter?"
Chair says "have English as a second language"
Caption changes the meaning entirely
"Don't speak fluent English"
"Apparently one in three children don't speak English as a first language, why does this matter?"
Chair says "have English as a second language"
Caption changes the meaning entirely
"Don't speak fluent English"
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This kind of error annoys me.
When commentators complained in the past that pupils at a particular school “can’t speak English” (but meant spoke it as an additional language) my first action was to pull up the school’s English test scores, which were normally above the national average.
When commentators complained in the past that pupils at a particular school “can’t speak English” (but meant spoke it as an additional language) my first action was to pull up the school’s English test scores, which were normally above the national average.
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Absolutely devastated by the news about Rob Reiner. By all accounts a good man, and an incredible director. I wouldn't be who I am without his run of '80s classics - and his wife Michelle shaped those because their love story fundamentally changed When Harry Met Sally, for the better.
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Absolutely devastated by the news about Rob Reiner. By all accounts a good man, and an incredible director. I wouldn't be who I am without his run of '80s classics - and his wife Michelle shaped those because their love story fundamentally changed When Harry Met Sally, for the better.
"Post a favourite work of art from the year exactly 50 years before you were born."
a black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair surrounded by wires and glowing lights .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man sitting in a chair surrounded by wires and glowing lights .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Post a favourite work of art from the year exactly 50 years before you were born."
I’ve long wanted to write an angry rant about how misleading Reform / GB News / the far-right have been using per capita stats - but, helpfully, @donmcgowan.bsky.social has written a better one.
open.substack.com/pub/donmcgow...
open.substack.com/pub/donmcgow...
Per Capita Statistics
The Wrong Answer
open.substack.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’ve long wanted to write an angry rant about how misleading Reform / GB News / the far-right have been using per capita stats - but, helpfully, @donmcgowan.bsky.social has written a better one.
open.substack.com/pub/donmcgow...
open.substack.com/pub/donmcgow...
The case review of Mossbourne is balanced, but I think it really shows that the journalists who pursued the story (especially @annafazack.bsky.social for The Observer) were wholly right to do so and the concern for childrens' wellbeing was justified.
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The case review of Mossbourne is balanced, but I think it really shows that the journalists who pursued the story (especially @annafazack.bsky.social for The Observer) were wholly right to do so and the concern for childrens' wellbeing was justified.
Tried helping two kids with a story that combines their loves (one adores "Swallows & Amazons", the other "K-Pop Demon Hunters").
Suggested an earlier demon hunter iteration back in the 1920s.
Then realised that sounded like a @stephaniehans.bsky.social + @kierongillen.bsky.social #WicDiv special
Suggested an earlier demon hunter iteration back in the 1920s.
Then realised that sounded like a @stephaniehans.bsky.social + @kierongillen.bsky.social #WicDiv special
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Tried helping two kids with a story that combines their loves (one adores "Swallows & Amazons", the other "K-Pop Demon Hunters").
Suggested an earlier demon hunter iteration back in the 1920s.
Then realised that sounded like a @stephaniehans.bsky.social + @kierongillen.bsky.social #WicDiv special
Suggested an earlier demon hunter iteration back in the 1920s.
Then realised that sounded like a @stephaniehans.bsky.social + @kierongillen.bsky.social #WicDiv special