I swear this is why he never rants about John Oliver. He likely has no idea he exists, and probably uses an old tv clicker.

Those are motorcycles, not e-bicycles

Oh great, so you’ve addressed the problem of reckless and negligent drivers capable of driving 2-ton metal cages upwards of 100mph? So I can go out for a walk or bike ride, and not have to worry about being killed by vehicles with grills taller than me (5’8”)?

His existence is an insurgency against humanity

I’m relieved it’s not just me

They mentioned this is the 9th game since he went down. My head can’t process that it’s only been 9 games. Not sure if it’s the choose-your-adventure state of the roster health, or the country being a dumpster fire, but I’m certain it’s been months.

That’s a nice bridge to retirement for him, since he just lives up the road. Good for him!

Stop acting like ICE is operating like a legitimate law enforcement agency!They do zero vetting of agents, and simply exist to violently kidnap people - both citizen and undocumented. The quota of bodies they collect is the only thing that matters to them!

And any who don’t fall into this category have had at least one DV or SA charge levied against them in the past