Substantia Jones (she/her)
@adipositivity.bsky.social
Banned from Twitter. Banned from Instagram. Hello BlueSky! Southerner in NYC. A total blam blam. Old as fuck but prefer it to the alternative. #FatLiberation Photo-Activist. Creator of The Adipositivity Project. NSFW http://adipositivity.com
Wondering why the GOP is finally halting the #Epstein coverup? It’s because they ain’t. See #WeakerJohnson’s 2nd point/excuse for files fuckery. So who gets to decide which accusations are credible and which are to be redacted into oblivion? Y’know. The way perhaps an actual investigation might’ve?
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Wondering why the GOP is finally halting the #Epstein coverup? It’s because they ain’t. See #WeakerJohnson’s 2nd point/excuse for files fuckery. So who gets to decide which accusations are credible and which are to be redacted into oblivion? Y’know. The way perhaps an actual investigation might’ve?
@amyleechen.bsky.social and I had lunch today in an A-Ha video.
#Shirokuro
#2DRestaurant
#EastVillage
#TakeOnMe
#Shirokuro
#2DRestaurant
#EastVillage
#TakeOnMe
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@amyleechen.bsky.social and I had lunch today in an A-Ha video.
#Shirokuro
#2DRestaurant
#EastVillage
#TakeOnMe
#Shirokuro
#2DRestaurant
#EastVillage
#TakeOnMe
I’ve studied the science of gullibility. I’m aware our president is a gaping spittoon of gullibility. But to base US trade and economic policy on one freaking #SouthPark episode is…well, yeah, I guess that tracks.
Sorry about the dude and the thing and all that stuff, #Canada.
#WeLoveYou
#ElbowsUp
Sorry about the dude and the thing and all that stuff, #Canada.
#WeLoveYou
#ElbowsUp
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’ve studied the science of gullibility. I’m aware our president is a gaping spittoon of gullibility. But to base US trade and economic policy on one freaking #SouthPark episode is…well, yeah, I guess that tracks.
Sorry about the dude and the thing and all that stuff, #Canada.
#WeLoveYou
#ElbowsUp
Sorry about the dude and the thing and all that stuff, #Canada.
#WeLoveYou
#ElbowsUp
A WOMAN.
A VENEZUELAN.
Fighting for DEMOCRACY.
Pushing back AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM.
Won the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
The delicious word to flavorless word ratio in this summary is the stuff happy tears are made of. Congratulations to #MariaCorinaMachado. Congratulations to the world.
A VENEZUELAN.
Fighting for DEMOCRACY.
Pushing back AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM.
Won the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
The delicious word to flavorless word ratio in this summary is the stuff happy tears are made of. Congratulations to #MariaCorinaMachado. Congratulations to the world.
October 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
A WOMAN.
A VENEZUELAN.
Fighting for DEMOCRACY.
Pushing back AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM.
Won the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
The delicious word to flavorless word ratio in this summary is the stuff happy tears are made of. Congratulations to #MariaCorinaMachado. Congratulations to the world.
A VENEZUELAN.
Fighting for DEMOCRACY.
Pushing back AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM.
Won the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
The delicious word to flavorless word ratio in this summary is the stuff happy tears are made of. Congratulations to #MariaCorinaMachado. Congratulations to the world.
…Does it compare to what’s happening to Kimmel? And all Americans? Only a smidge. The biggest difference being we didn’t have a grifter in the White House. So as long as no one reported me saying any of the Carlin words, we were *protected* by the laws, not threatened by them….
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
…Does it compare to what’s happening to Kimmel? And all Americans? Only a smidge. The biggest difference being we didn’t have a grifter in the White House. So as long as no one reported me saying any of the Carlin words, we were *protected* by the laws, not threatened by them….
Upon her passing, I said far more critical things on the radio about the beloved Joan Rivers. As the holder of an FCC broadcast license with my name on it. Was it challenging for her fans to hear? Yes. Did it piss people off? Of course it did. But it was vitally important. And worth the many…
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Upon her passing, I said far more critical things on the radio about the beloved Joan Rivers. As the holder of an FCC broadcast license with my name on it. Was it challenging for her fans to hear? Yes. Did it piss people off? Of course it did. But it was vitally important. And worth the many…
At times like this I’m almost sorry I’m banned from X and Instagram. YouTube and/or Substack, here I come. Wanna at least get in before those plugs are pulled, too.
Follow The Bulwark, if you’re not.
Follow The Bulwark, if you’re not.
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
At times like this I’m almost sorry I’m banned from X and Instagram. YouTube and/or Substack, here I come. Wanna at least get in before those plugs are pulled, too.
Follow The Bulwark, if you’re not.
Follow The Bulwark, if you’re not.
Yup. Unforgivable.
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yup. Unforgivable.
New socks. Vacuum sealed for freshness. Or is it a diminutive ape clubbing a Wegovy-ed up duck in the back of the head as he’s about to receive reverent fellatio from a donkey-headed praying mantis holding a tiny whale?
Nah. It’s socks.
Nah. It’s socks.
April 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New socks. Vacuum sealed for freshness. Or is it a diminutive ape clubbing a Wegovy-ed up duck in the back of the head as he’s about to receive reverent fellatio from a donkey-headed praying mantis holding a tiny whale?
Nah. It’s socks.
Nah. It’s socks.
Happy Hannukwanzaafestimas, Y’all.
December 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Happy Hannukwanzaafestimas, Y’all.
Ever since we reached the sub-basement of the barrel (or did we begin there?), the song from the old Mystery Date commercials has been stuck in my head. But I only know two words of it.
#HowToMakeThoseAroundYouGoStabby
#TrumpNoms
#HowToMakeThoseAroundYouGoStabby
#TrumpNoms
November 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Ever since we reached the sub-basement of the barrel (or did we begin there?), the song from the old Mystery Date commercials has been stuck in my head. But I only know two words of it.
#HowToMakeThoseAroundYouGoStabby
#TrumpNoms
#HowToMakeThoseAroundYouGoStabby
#TrumpNoms
3 of 3. The end. F’realz.
November 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
3 of 3. The end. F’realz.
“What a twist!”
“It’s almost lunch.”
My two favorite non-spoiler lines from #Saltburn. I recommend you see it. Or you can just wait until it becomes a late-night art house cult film where attendees dress as the characters and shoot water guns filled with bath water at the screen.
“It’s almost lunch.”
My two favorite non-spoiler lines from #Saltburn. I recommend you see it. Or you can just wait until it becomes a late-night art house cult film where attendees dress as the characters and shoot water guns filled with bath water at the screen.
December 23, 2023 at 5:46 PM
“What a twist!”
“It’s almost lunch.”
My two favorite non-spoiler lines from #Saltburn. I recommend you see it. Or you can just wait until it becomes a late-night art house cult film where attendees dress as the characters and shoot water guns filled with bath water at the screen.
“It’s almost lunch.”
My two favorite non-spoiler lines from #Saltburn. I recommend you see it. Or you can just wait until it becomes a late-night art house cult film where attendees dress as the characters and shoot water guns filled with bath water at the screen.
Spot the Adipositivity image. And/or go to this tomorrow. (NYC)
November 25, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Spot the Adipositivity image. And/or go to this tomorrow. (NYC)
NYC! One of the 800+ #FatArt #NudePhotographs I’ve made for The #AdipositivityProject is in “Just a Moment,” the closing exhibition of the #WestChelseaFestivalOfArt.
SUN 11/26
5:00pm to 9:00pm
508 W 26th St, NYC
12th floor Penthouse
westchelseafestival.info/events_sched...
#FatPhotography
November 24, 2023 at 4:44 PM
NYC! One of the 800+ #FatArt #NudePhotographs I’ve made for The #AdipositivityProject is in “Just a Moment,” the closing exhibition of the #WestChelseaFestivalOfArt.
SUN 11/26
5:00pm to 9:00pm
508 W 26th St, NYC
12th floor Penthouse
westchelseafestival.info/events_sched...
#FatPhotography
RIP Fernando Botero.
September 15, 2023 at 4:42 PM
RIP Fernando Botero.
‘Cause I find the Manitoban Star-Nosed Mole quite troubling.
September 13, 2023 at 7:55 PM
‘Cause I find the Manitoban Star-Nosed Mole quite troubling.