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adlbeay.bsky.social
@adlbeay.bsky.social
Wonder bread is normal to me
June 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Words are a type of fluctuation that has high receptivity with people who are trained on language.
June 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When you say you did something and nothing happened, that's impossible. Doing it is what happened.
June 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When I was your age my age was twice the difference between our ages.
June 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Havoc is probably one of the all time best things that you can wreak.
May 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
English tip: you can put any word ending in -o or -a in front of "fucked" and not change the meaning.
turbo fucked. zetta fucked. Cuba fucked. hello fucked (different emphasis on this one). parmegiano fucked.
May 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Content creationism vs content evolution
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
(tiktok tts voice) the inside of the burial mound is three degrees colder than the surrounding air temperature. The world of the dead is a world of eternal night. For the sake of the living, diffuse light wafts from a single pinhole in the ceiling of the antechamber, enough only for photosensitive r
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
- Ghosts are things which exist, but cannot be perceived.
- Apparitions are things which can be perceived, but do not exist.
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I 🧡 root vegetable
April 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Sprinkling in a little 简体字 when writing in Japanese. Just to keep the translator on its toes.
March 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It is what it is. As usual. 可能性があり. For the record.
I could do this all day. Or rather, I could do this for a long time.
March 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Compiling a list of stock phrases that anyone can use but will not be allowed to under my brutal regime.
March 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
今日まで知っていなかったけど、「個人」という言葉実は明治時代に英語から翻訳されたの原始
「人々」とか「一つの人間」との概念があったが、その話し方は現在と違う
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm being cancelled by Big Bedtime. For being too woke.
March 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
According to Heisenberg, the state of Wisconsin is 1,605,081.89946408174 meters away, whereas an electron is located somewhere in our solar system.
March 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Writing a book. It's titled: Modern Quantum Mechanics. It will be a fictional story of a metaphorical nature. Its contents will be an exact duplicate of the textbook by Sakurai which bears the same name.
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Instead of the hero's journey, every fictional protagonist should go through the following:
- As move unsheathing blade, cleave now as cleft.
- As move at teardrop's point, once known be deft.
- As sword ere shadow's trace, cast off as cast.
- As sword of stratus rent, once stood stand fast.
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Tossing a coin—call it—heads. It's heads. The design is of an abstract (islamic?) pattern of geometric motifs. What's on the back? Two emojis: "Circled Ideograph Advantage"(🉐) and "House Buildings" (🏘️), stamped in nickel-alloy relief. That side is tails.
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Anyone else see a screen that said "Directed by Alan Smithee" when they woke up this morning.
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
See also: one-to-one mapping of Hispaniola onto the territory of Kyrgyzstan and vice-versa.
February 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My proposal: we dam up and drain the Sea of Japan to create up to 900,000 sq km of land to distribute between Russia, Korea, and Japan.
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
鷹語に投稿したいならどう選びましょうか
February 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(entering the app like neo from the matrix: bald, slimy, naked and screaming and hooked up to an unfathomable contraption)
February 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM