Allow me to recommend @gains-skeets.bsky.social - not only are they more affordable but they will say "what are your goals?" and when you say "I don't care about my weight I just wanna get swole" they will proceed to hook you up with a program to get you swole.

Hey!! Didn’t realise so many people I knew were on here already lmao.

Been a long time since I started on a social media platform, this feels very weird.