AdmiralRon (Nightcore)
@admiralron.bsky.social
brought to you by Monsanto.
Another zinger from the freakin epic bacon head coach!!!1
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Another zinger from the freakin epic bacon head coach!!!1
Seriously, it's absolutely unprecedented to have a criminal as the head of such a sacred office as the Department of Defense
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Seriously, it's absolutely unprecedented to have a criminal as the head of such a sacred office as the Department of Defense
I mean, Christ, can you imagine the department of defense being helmed by a psychotic war criminal? Truly unprecedented
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I mean, Christ, can you imagine the department of defense being helmed by a psychotic war criminal? Truly unprecedented
She's very good at patrolling the floor for dropped pretzels
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
She's very good at patrolling the floor for dropped pretzels
Oh yeah this fish is going belly up soon
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oh yeah this fish is going belly up soon
The magician in question
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The magician in question
>be me
>dishonor my clan
>daimyo sentences me to commit seppuku
>pick the youngest samurai to second me because no one else will
>he misses
>swing_swords_much.png
>everyone laughs
>mfw die without honor because of it
>dishonor my clan
>daimyo sentences me to commit seppuku
>pick the youngest samurai to second me because no one else will
>he misses
>swing_swords_much.png
>everyone laughs
>mfw die without honor because of it
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
>be me
>dishonor my clan
>daimyo sentences me to commit seppuku
>pick the youngest samurai to second me because no one else will
>he misses
>swing_swords_much.png
>everyone laughs
>mfw die without honor because of it
>dishonor my clan
>daimyo sentences me to commit seppuku
>pick the youngest samurai to second me because no one else will
>he misses
>swing_swords_much.png
>everyone laughs
>mfw die without honor because of it
Trump parading the Saudis around the WH has me thinking of this all time gem
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump parading the Saudis around the WH has me thinking of this all time gem
GO AHEAD SPEAK A LI'L CHINESE FOR EM, ELI
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
GO AHEAD SPEAK A LI'L CHINESE FOR EM, ELI
well these are certainly some nominees 😬
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
well these are certainly some nominees 😬
To anyone expecting consequences from the Epstein files please consult this handy graphic
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
To anyone expecting consequences from the Epstein files please consult this handy graphic
"Trump is a mentally disabled kid"
-Jeffery Epstein, 2017
-Jeffery Epstein, 2017
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Trump is a mentally disabled kid"
-Jeffery Epstein, 2017
-Jeffery Epstein, 2017
also comes in pinyin. I went with "scammed again" because "fell for it" doesn't really translate too cleanly because it's usually used in the sense of "falling in love with ___"
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
also comes in pinyin. I went with "scammed again" because "fell for it" doesn't really translate too cleanly because it's usually used in the sense of "falling in love with ___"
Closing down the old "fell for it again" award factory. We're importing them now. Thanks, Trump economy 😔
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Closing down the old "fell for it again" award factory. We're importing them now. Thanks, Trump economy 😔
The fact Trump does not know words like onerous tells me this was written by a staffer which leads me to my new theory: Trump had another stroke after going into a rage fit upon being informed the case was not going according to plan
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The fact Trump does not know words like onerous tells me this was written by a staffer which leads me to my new theory: Trump had another stroke after going into a rage fit upon being informed the case was not going according to plan
Hey feds, come and take it 🖕 #donttreadonme
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hey feds, come and take it 🖕 #donttreadonme
Discord after today's UI update:
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Discord after today's UI update: