Adrian Kerrison
@adokerrison.bsky.social
Conversation analyst studying all the different ways crowds of strangers manage to say the same thing, in the same way, at the same time. He/him
If you cough into a tissue, and there's blood, and you hide it from your party so they don't know you're transforming into one of the creatures, it could be a sign of a serious issue | Here's how to tell
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you cough into a tissue, and there's blood, and you hide it from your party so they don't know you're transforming into one of the creatures, it could be a sign of a serious issue | Here's how to tell
Gonna put Georgia in the Kennel from Hell! (it'll be terrible)
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Gonna put Georgia in the Kennel from Hell! (it'll be terrible)
Netflix re-making Season 4 so it's Dr. Brenner showing Eleven this skeet that makes her mad enough for her powers to come back
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Netflix re-making Season 4 so it's Dr. Brenner showing Eleven this skeet that makes her mad enough for her powers to come back
Google Photos notification a year after this: "remember when you imagined doing something"
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Google Photos notification a year after this: "remember when you imagined doing something"
Flash forward to 2027, Kiffin still hasn't made a decision and both LSU and Ole Miss are just having their players "Varsity Blues" it while they wait.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Flash forward to 2027, Kiffin still hasn't made a decision and both LSU and Ole Miss are just having their players "Varsity Blues" it while they wait.
Me: When this guy talks, Whoville is more like "WHATville"
The Grinch, over hollering: RECLAIMING MY TIME! Reclaiming my time!
The Grinch, over hollering: RECLAIMING MY TIME! Reclaiming my time!
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me: When this guy talks, Whoville is more like "WHATville"
The Grinch, over hollering: RECLAIMING MY TIME! Reclaiming my time!
The Grinch, over hollering: RECLAIMING MY TIME! Reclaiming my time!
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"The literature review was very thorough but the missile barrage was a bit grandiose"
"The literature review was very thorough but the missile barrage was a bit grandiose"
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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"The literature review was very thorough but the missile barrage was a bit grandiose"
"The literature review was very thorough but the missile barrage was a bit grandiose"
To...traverse the snow?
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
To...traverse the snow?
I'd say stop giving them ideas, but that was like their 3rd idea
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'd say stop giving them ideas, but that was like their 3rd idea
I originally read that like "gets the ball out of their endzone, avoiding a safety", but for halftime. It seemed plausible for UMass.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I originally read that like "gets the ball out of their endzone, avoiding a safety", but for halftime. It seemed plausible for UMass.
Was the main course a thousand plastic meatballs?
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Was the main course a thousand plastic meatballs?
They feel like this, but for fashion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They feel like this, but for fashion.
Amazing how "since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun" perfectly fits the vibe of a 2025 "we've invented the torment nexus"-style tech product reveal
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Amazing how "since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun" perfectly fits the vibe of a 2025 "we've invented the torment nexus"-style tech product reveal
I'm picturing you standing behind your laptop, forlornly revealing an endless powerpoint of this Rocky Tops List.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm picturing you standing behind your laptop, forlornly revealing an endless powerpoint of this Rocky Tops List.
The Judd Apatow series "Undeclared" is set in California and in the pilot they correctly play "Beer Pong" with paddles. Because most people are correctly playing "Beirut" with their hands (as we did at UNH, so the'paddles at nerd schools' data holds up)
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Judd Apatow series "Undeclared" is set in California and in the pilot they correctly play "Beer Pong" with paddles. Because most people are correctly playing "Beirut" with their hands (as we did at UNH, so the'paddles at nerd schools' data holds up)
"Everyone paid for my kids to go to school, and now I have to pay for other people's kids to go to school? Doesn't seem fair!"
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Everyone paid for my kids to go to school, and now I have to pay for other people's kids to go to school? Doesn't seem fair!"