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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 28m

Not a single person I’ve turned on to KPDH has regretted it but I don’t understand how there are people who STILL haven’t seen it

Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 29m

USPS telling me that a package that has express shipping is gonna take 7 days to get the Raleigh from Atlanta….like fuck you is this some kind of joke

Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 8h

I met @emilioemm.com and @daresaypj.bsky.social and life hasn’t been the same since!

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 9h

One of my fave things about watching Below Deck is the nouveau riche guests who think they know better or deserve a certain level of service because they have money and they’re just wrong…like it’s a fish knife, sorry you’re déclassé and don’t know the difference between fish and butter knives

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 1d

Successfully trimmed my cats nails without having a menty b - this has historically been incredibly stressful for me and I’m very proud of myself for doing it without incident

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 1d

Also, paging @emilioemm.com

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 1d

los gatocitos

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 1d

They should put you in jail for this

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 4d

It should be like the hot/crazy scale. You’re allowed to be as evil as you are hot

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 4d

Treating myself to an Ativan tonight for being a good boy and not going to the bar to blackout

Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 4d

Guys on Grindr:

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 4d

Honestly loving this new Taylor album

Just wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
Wait till you see my dick
Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 4d

omg my future mother in law!!!!! 😍

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 4d

These videos are so annoying it’s like being edged

Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 5d

Also gays tbh

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 5d

“Haha remember last October?” Fuck you Apple Music

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry but I don’t want new albums I want Rep TV

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 5d

Really tired of targeted ads for hair loss medication

Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 7d

Thinking about how last year I got my boyfriend an “October surprise” gift - a cute jockstrap and his favorite candied apples. His October surprise gift to me was dumping me in a text message

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Jordan! @jordanjamboree.bsky.social · 8d

The best screen time app in the world is a needy little cat who loves you; one who will bonk your phone out of your hand when you need to give her attention instead of phone

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 8d

You should be in prison for this

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 8d

People in my age group are all in serious relationships and buying houses. I’m broke as fuck and sleeping with men who are getting divorced. This is…not what I thought my life would be like

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 9d

“You are 70% hot, 50.42% crazy, which places you in the fun zone.” 70% feels low tbh

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 9d

Many people are saying

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 9d

I have a crush on a man (perfectly normal at 34) and idk how to ask him on a date without sounding like an idiot (also normal at 34)

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Andrew @adrewjmo91.bsky.social · 10d

It’s honestly not worth it but also like. Why would I lie about it, like that doesn’t even make sense

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