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Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · Apr 29

Bram Stoker sounds like the coolest fucking surfer I’ve heard of

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1h

That was the weirdest thing to me. Dogs resituate themselves all the time. I don’t know why he was scolding her for that but it’s not abusive in and of itself, just odd.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1h

I don’t really give a shit but why does it matter if the dog was moving around what is the complaint there about a dog getting more comfortable

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3h

Pogs for people that bombed the SATs

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3h

Challenge coins are just participation trophies for domestic abusers

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 5d

I have a whole collection of challenge coins from various people, and this is hands down the dumbest fucking coin I’ve ever seen.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5h

Amen to that

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5h

microdosing NyQuil at work

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Showing this to people on the street to see if they can guess which one is real

LeBron James retiring and Mitch McConnell RIP

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1d

the children are rebranding criticism of their faves as “parasocial hate” now

you guys do know parasocial hate is more embarrassing than parasocial love right

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks, Jenny I love you

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 1d

I dunno why I made this

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 2d

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 2d

I still don’t know what a protocol is

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Spock's Brian @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 3d

Actually mom the Nintendo switch is a sentient being and you telling me to turn it off is eugenics

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

What is going on with the CEO of Bluesky and moderation, etc, etc

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3d

Those “leftists shit bags” have literally been the only ones correctly predicting that the Democrats constant need to capitulate to these people lead us directly to what is happening. You stupid fucking asshole.