Elon Musk
@adriantittmann.bsky.social
Parody. They made me do it.
My $250M late-stage investment into a new presidential venture just made it illegal for you not to pay me your money.
February 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My $250M late-stage investment into a new presidential venture just made it illegal for you not to pay me your money.
Advertisers, I don't need your money. Go Fuck yourselves. You hear me? Go Fuck yourselves.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
February 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Advertisers, I don't need your money. Go Fuck yourselves. You hear me? Go Fuck yourselves.
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
January 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
To high to post today, but just in case, F U retards.
January 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
To high to post today, but just in case, F U retards.
There are rumors that some Cybertrucks, equipped with the latest AI model, attempted suicide after witnessing my "heart goes to you" gesture—which, to be clear, is absolutely not a Nazi salute.
Sadly, this appears to be one of those cases.
Sadly, this appears to be one of those cases.
January 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There are rumors that some Cybertrucks, equipped with the latest AI model, attempted suicide after witnessing my "heart goes to you" gesture—which, to be clear, is absolutely not a Nazi salute.
Sadly, this appears to be one of those cases.
Sadly, this appears to be one of those cases.
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just because I provide fascists with a safe space on X, repost their messages to amplify their reach, fund neo-Nazi parties globally with my own money, undermine and crush those who oppose Nazis, promote fascist ideology, and even use Nazi salutes doesn’t mean I’m pro-Nazi.
January 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just because I provide fascists with a safe space on X, repost their messages to amplify their reach, fund neo-Nazi parties globally with my own money, undermine and crush those who oppose Nazis, promote fascist ideology, and even use Nazi salutes doesn’t mean I’m pro-Nazi.
Shit, that microdose wasn't micro at all.
I am the first person on Mars! Wait, there are spiders? Man, my hands are so big!
I am the first person on Mars! Wait, there are spiders? Man, my hands are so big!
January 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Shit, that microdose wasn't micro at all.
I am the first person on Mars! Wait, there are spiders? Man, my hands are so big!
I am the first person on Mars! Wait, there are spiders? Man, my hands are so big!
Oh, man, that Ketamine microdose really kicked in at the wrong moment.
Elon Musk gets on stage at the Trump victory rally and giggles through a quick speech
January 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh, man, that Ketamine microdose really kicked in at the wrong moment.
Thanks to DOGE and MAGA, all of America’s problems are now relics of the past. We are already living in a Golden Age.
It’s time to turn my attention to the less fortunate corners of the world.
It’s time to turn my attention to the less fortunate corners of the world.
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thanks to DOGE and MAGA, all of America’s problems are now relics of the past. We are already living in a Golden Age.
It’s time to turn my attention to the less fortunate corners of the world.
It’s time to turn my attention to the less fortunate corners of the world.
I overwhelm mere mortals with the sheer force of my astonishing intelligence.
January 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I overwhelm mere mortals with the sheer force of my astonishing intelligence.
The lack of safety checks and basic precautions at SpaceX shouldn't become a reason for those affected by the explosion to sue us.
January 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The lack of safety checks and basic precautions at SpaceX shouldn't become a reason for those affected by the explosion to sue us.
F U retards.
It’s not like I’m spreading misinformation, promoting hate speech, amplifying Nazi or Russian propaganda, or meddling in elections.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
It’s not like I’m spreading misinformation, promoting hate speech, amplifying Nazi or Russian propaganda, or meddling in elections.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
European Union officials said they would expand an investigation into Elon Musk's platform, X, for potential violation of a law, called the Digital Services Act, intended to clamp down on online disinformation and illegal content.
E.U. Expands Investigation of Musk’s X Over Illicit Content
The probe is a test of the European Union’s willingness to go after X’s owner, Elon Musk, whose geopolitical influence has grown because of his ties to the incoming Trump administration.
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
F U retards.
It’s not like I’m spreading misinformation, promoting hate speech, amplifying Nazi or Russian propaganda, or meddling in elections.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
It’s not like I’m spreading misinformation, promoting hate speech, amplifying Nazi or Russian propaganda, or meddling in elections.
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
All the miracles you can achieve when the government funds you.
That’s why, as the head of #DOGE, I propose slashing funding for all programs that don’t directly benefit my companies.
That’s why, as the head of #DOGE, I propose slashing funding for all programs that don’t directly benefit my companies.
January 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
All the miracles you can achieve when the government funds you.
That’s why, as the head of #DOGE, I propose slashing funding for all programs that don’t directly benefit my companies.
That’s why, as the head of #DOGE, I propose slashing funding for all programs that don’t directly benefit my companies.
You see - at least part of the rocket is OK.
January 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You see - at least part of the rocket is OK.
After consulting with my advisors, I’ve concluded that the Twitter restructuring model with revenues rising by -85% offers a better approach for DOGE.
January 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
After consulting with my advisors, I’ve concluded that the Twitter restructuring model with revenues rising by -85% offers a better approach for DOGE.
I’m not concerned about the cost because the government will cover it, and I’ll reap the profits once it succeeds.
January 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m not concerned about the cost because the government will cover it, and I’ll reap the profits once it succeeds.
Legally required small print:
Must be willing to work 100 hours a week and get paid for 40. Your manager is your master—obedience is mandatory. Leaving your job requires your master’s permission. Speaking to the press about working conditions is strictly prohibited.
Must be willing to work 100 hours a week and get paid for 40. Your manager is your master—obedience is mandatory. Leaving your job requires your master’s permission. Speaking to the press about working conditions is strictly prohibited.
January 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Legally required small print:
Must be willing to work 100 hours a week and get paid for 40. Your manager is your master—obedience is mandatory. Leaving your job requires your master’s permission. Speaking to the press about working conditions is strictly prohibited.
Must be willing to work 100 hours a week and get paid for 40. Your manager is your master—obedience is mandatory. Leaving your job requires your master’s permission. Speaking to the press about working conditions is strictly prohibited.
Quiz of the day:
Two of these things make money
Two of them barely break even
Two of them lose money
Three of them are vaporware to inflate stock prices
Can you guess which ones?
Bonus question:
What is the fair price of #Tesla stock - 1/8, 1/10 or 1/12 of the current stock value?
Two of these things make money
Two of them barely break even
Two of them lose money
Three of them are vaporware to inflate stock prices
Can you guess which ones?
Bonus question:
What is the fair price of #Tesla stock - 1/8, 1/10 or 1/12 of the current stock value?
January 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Quiz of the day:
Two of these things make money
Two of them barely break even
Two of them lose money
Three of them are vaporware to inflate stock prices
Can you guess which ones?
Bonus question:
What is the fair price of #Tesla stock - 1/8, 1/10 or 1/12 of the current stock value?
Two of these things make money
Two of them barely break even
Two of them lose money
Three of them are vaporware to inflate stock prices
Can you guess which ones?
Bonus question:
What is the fair price of #Tesla stock - 1/8, 1/10 or 1/12 of the current stock value?
I have no doubt that the American public will be happy to accept cuts to their services and social benefits to fund a tax break for me.
January 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have no doubt that the American public will be happy to accept cuts to their services and social benefits to fund a tax break for me.
To California: No need to worry about internet access - we have your back.
To my shareholders: Once we’re in, we’ll quadruple the price—just like we did with Ukraine—and send the invoice straight to the government. Let the cash rain down! 💵💰🫰
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
To my shareholders: Once we’re in, we’ll quadruple the price—just like we did with Ukraine—and send the invoice straight to the government. Let the cash rain down! 💵💰🫰
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
After maligning the emergency response to the devastating wildfires in California, Elon Musk said he would help provide internet access to areas in need in Los Angeles.
Elon Musk Sends Cybertrucks to Aid L.A. Wildfires After Criticism of Response
The world’s richest person has stoked outrage about the devastating wildfires and efforts to tackle them. On Sunday, he said he would help provide internet access to areas in need in Los Angeles.
nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
To California: No need to worry about internet access - we have your back.
To my shareholders: Once we’re in, we’ll quadruple the price—just like we did with Ukraine—and send the invoice straight to the government. Let the cash rain down! 💵💰🫰
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
To my shareholders: Once we’re in, we’ll quadruple the price—just like we did with Ukraine—and send the invoice straight to the government. Let the cash rain down! 💵💰🫰
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
My sincerest apologies.
Both trucks, scheduled for delivery in California in the entire 2025, are currently being used as makeshift replacements for damaged garbage bins at Mar-a-Lago. Rest assured, we’ll clean them up and have them delivered to the lucky owners by 2027.
Both trucks, scheduled for delivery in California in the entire 2025, are currently being used as makeshift replacements for damaged garbage bins at Mar-a-Lago. Rest assured, we’ll clean them up and have them delivered to the lucky owners by 2027.
January 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My sincerest apologies.
Both trucks, scheduled for delivery in California in the entire 2025, are currently being used as makeshift replacements for damaged garbage bins at Mar-a-Lago. Rest assured, we’ll clean them up and have them delivered to the lucky owners by 2027.
Both trucks, scheduled for delivery in California in the entire 2025, are currently being used as makeshift replacements for damaged garbage bins at Mar-a-Lago. Rest assured, we’ll clean them up and have them delivered to the lucky owners by 2027.
Legacy media tries to silence me by using "facts" and "reason," but what about the emotions? Feelings matter.
Elon Musk has had a lot to say about the grooming gangs scandal. We looked at 24 hours on Musk's X timeline and found a range of false and misleading information being amplified. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Ros Atkins on...24 hours on Elon Musk's X timeline
The BBC's Analysis editor, Ros Atkins, investigates Elon Musk's recent posts on X about grooming gangs - and looks at how one day unfolded on his timeline.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Legacy media tries to silence me by using "facts" and "reason," but what about the emotions? Feelings matter.
I love the energy of a room full of brainwashed fans, especially when I get to share the stage with a fellow Apartheid aficionado 🔥
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January 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I love the energy of a room full of brainwashed fans, especially when I get to share the stage with a fellow Apartheid aficionado 🔥
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