Adrian Wapcaplet
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Errrrryone gets a participation trophy.
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
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December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Errrrryone gets a participation trophy.
I thought I picked up a Portuguese accent in his bark.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I thought I picked up a Portuguese accent in his bark.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Just don't confuse it with the cereal port.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just don't confuse it with the cereal port.
Right back atcha, Aubrey! 🦃🦃🦃
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Right back atcha, Aubrey! 🦃🦃🦃
Same. I've never in my life needed to buy a "chip clip."
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Same. I've never in my life needed to buy a "chip clip."
I carry a few binder clips with me when I travel for exactly this purpose.
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I carry a few binder clips with me when I travel for exactly this purpose.
Don't be fooled into thinking Schumer's testicles have finally descended. He'll suck them back in the moment one of his donors expresses concern about the files being released.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Don't be fooled into thinking Schumer's testicles have finally descended. He'll suck them back in the moment one of his donors expresses concern about the files being released.
I see someone paged Ken White. Any chance someone did a RICO?
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I see someone paged Ken White. Any chance someone did a RICO?
I'm a CA Dem and I'm regretting having campaigned for someone who turned out to be such a massive disappointment.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm a CA Dem and I'm regretting having campaigned for someone who turned out to be such a massive disappointment.
I'm never giving money through ActBlue again, and from the replies I see others aren't either. ActBlue simply sucks ass, Adam.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm never giving money through ActBlue again, and from the replies I see others aren't either. ActBlue simply sucks ass, Adam.
How about because Bluesky isn't a cesspool of racism misogyny and xenophobia?
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
How about because Bluesky isn't a cesspool of racism misogyny and xenophobia?
Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nah, he was an utter piece of shit.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nah, he was an utter piece of shit.
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I'm not so sure. That would mean trying to steal the 2026 election w/o a bunker to hide in.
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm not so sure. That would mean trying to steal the 2026 election w/o a bunker to hide in.
There's a zero percent chance any charity will ever see a penny of that money.
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's a zero percent chance any charity will ever see a penny of that money.
I'd rather see the Amelia Epstein files.
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'd rather see the Amelia Epstein files.
Hot water doesn't need to be heated, so just "water heater" is enough.
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hot water doesn't need to be heated, so just "water heater" is enough.
"I am proud to shut down the government .... I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down."
—Donald Trump, Dec. 11, 2018
—Donald Trump, Dec. 11, 2018
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Totally normal stuff.
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " it 's fine "
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September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Totally normal stuff.