Toni Collate
@adrinktothepast.bsky.social
Gaymer. Mt Rose American Teen Princess. Inventor of Post-It's. Omega Beta Zeta Sober Sister. Connie Francis jukebox owner. Pussy poppin like economic bubbles.
Pinned
I’m worried that my orthodontist thinks I’m chewing rocks the way my arch-wire keeps snapping in the same spot
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m worried that my orthodontist thinks I’m chewing rocks the way my arch-wire keeps snapping in the same spot
Throwing ass to the Murder She Wrote theme
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Throwing ass to the Murder She Wrote theme
Watching Coraline for the 1927747382nd time
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching Coraline for the 1927747382nd time
Finally showered and ready to start my day at 1:30…I deserve an award or something
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Finally showered and ready to start my day at 1:30…I deserve an award or something
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Our cat keeps jumping on the record player as I try to listen to High Energy, I’ll take that as a sign to take my ass to sleep
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Our cat keeps jumping on the record player as I try to listen to High Energy, I’ll take that as a sign to take my ass to sleep
Went home and started spinning Gloria Gaynor’s MAGA ass to feel younger😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Went home and started spinning Gloria Gaynor’s MAGA ass to feel younger😭
Oldies being the songs that played when you were 23 is WILD. Paparazzi I’m looking at you. 😭
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Oldies being the songs that played when you were 23 is WILD. Paparazzi I’m looking at you. 😭
Having fake conversations with people I don’t like just doesn’t bring me the same joy as it used to. What is this?
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Having fake conversations with people I don’t like just doesn’t bring me the same joy as it used to. What is this?
Denim jean jacket, pink chucks, and a miniskirt
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Denim jean jacket, pink chucks, and a miniskirt
Boq was the real villain all along
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Boq was the real villain all along
Should I rewatch Hellraiser ‘22? I remember almost nothing about it
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Should I rewatch Hellraiser ‘22? I remember almost nothing about it
Not T-boz releasing a remix of “Creep” called “So We PrEP”
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not T-boz releasing a remix of “Creep” called “So We PrEP”
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
-HAIM
-Diana Ross
-En Vogue
-FLO
-Beyonce
Still pissed that FKA couldn’t get her shit together, or else she would have been on this list
-HAIM
-Diana Ross
-En Vogue
-FLO
-Beyonce
Still pissed that FKA couldn’t get her shit together, or else she would have been on this list
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
-Garbage
-Banks
-Kylie Minogue + Romy
-Sofi Tukker
-Charli/Troye
not too many this year, but definitely all-time favorite musicians (and Troye)
-Garbage
-Banks
-Kylie Minogue + Romy
-Sofi Tukker
-Charli/Troye
not too many this year, but definitely all-time favorite musicians (and Troye)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
Sigur Ros
Garbage
Haim (lol)
Kylie Minogue
Refused
This was a year of nostalgia tours and I’m (more or less) pleased with my choices
Sigur Ros
Garbage
Haim (lol)
Kylie Minogue
Refused
This was a year of nostalgia tours and I’m (more or less) pleased with my choices
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
-HAIM
-Diana Ross
-En Vogue
-FLO
-Beyonce
Still pissed that FKA couldn’t get her shit together, or else she would have been on this list
-HAIM
-Diana Ross
-En Vogue
-FLO
-Beyonce
Still pissed that FKA couldn’t get her shit together, or else she would have been on this list
Wicked For Good? Sorry, I have commitment issues; how about Wicked For The Next Couple Hours And Then We’ll See?
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wicked For Good? Sorry, I have commitment issues; how about Wicked For The Next Couple Hours And Then We’ll See?
It’s supposed to be the slow time of the year, why TF is everyone going nuts with requesting shit from me at work?
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It’s supposed to be the slow time of the year, why TF is everyone going nuts with requesting shit from me at work?
Can we stop normalizing multi-year gaps between seasons of TV shows?😭
‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ has already been renewed for Season 4.
Releasing in 2028 on HBO.
Releasing in 2028 on HBO.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can we stop normalizing multi-year gaps between seasons of TV shows?😭
Our cat is running around the house screaming because he has to shit. Bro, just go
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Our cat is running around the house screaming because he has to shit. Bro, just go
You know what wasn’t on my bingo card? Watching through my Ring cam as my mom’s old 70yo hoarder friend tries to flee with her car that’s being towed, then hitting a city vehicle, then resisting arrest, then faking a medical emergency, & then casually getting loaded into an ambulance & driven away
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You know what wasn’t on my bingo card? Watching through my Ring cam as my mom’s old 70yo hoarder friend tries to flee with her car that’s being towed, then hitting a city vehicle, then resisting arrest, then faking a medical emergency, & then casually getting loaded into an ambulance & driven away
Awake, but at what cost?
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Awake, but at what cost?
Brain worms make me say “Au revoir Shodhanna” to my friends as they’re leaving via the electric scooter
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Brain worms make me say “Au revoir Shodhanna” to my friends as they’re leaving via the electric scooter
365 in the club always hits different
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
365 in the club always hits different
The Go-Go to Doll pipeline in Sacramendy is real
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The Go-Go to Doll pipeline in Sacramendy is real
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m not staying to see the end of this Kill Bill themed drag show, but if someone isn’t Bill singing Tove Lo’s No One Dies From Love, it was a missed opportunity
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I’m not staying to see the end of this Kill Bill themed drag show, but if someone isn’t Bill singing Tove Lo’s No One Dies From Love, it was a missed opportunity