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Balamb Springs
@balambsprings.bsky.social
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Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting. Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles IRLs, think twice. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪 📍West Coast
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · Nov 7
Starting an ongoing thread of mundane joys I encounter throughout my days.

Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
A close up of a ladybug on the leaves of a thanksgiving cactus.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 11h
The double jump?
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 12h
Silksong is not the move in that case. Haha. Ghost of Yotei has my eye though!
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 12h
Oh yeah it’s like a Dark Souls platformer. It’s so hard.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13h
Like wtf what did I do, I don’t deserve this 😭
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13h
The irl run back
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13h
Oh my god this arena, I want to fucking kms
Screenshot of Silksong showing Hornet facing off against a red armored beetle thing with a mace
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13h
I don’t think so?
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 13h
I’m so jealous
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 14h
Well for my 40th, I’m planning a karaoke night that’s part Jeopardy and part Saw in that it’s a game that will torture my friends for my own delight.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 14h
Anyways Hamish Linklater
A scruffy white man with sad eyes, curly hair and immense eyebrows. He has a beard that is salt and pepper and he’s hot in a “first year has a crush on their American Lit TA” way.
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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 14h
The Muppets Take Portland (2025)
The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 15h
Oh fuuuuuck dude
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16h
She’s a true queen.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16h
Whomst among us hasn’t gotten their zombussy out in a graveyard before?
Trash from Return of the Living Dead. A young punk girl with pink hair sits with her legs spread wide open, a skull print prominently featured on the crotch of her shorts/panties (it’s unclear)
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 16h
RIP Trash, you would have loved Fat Cock Friday
Screen grab of a Letterboxd profile. The four movies listed are:: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, EXHUMATION, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, NIGHT STAGE
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17h
I wish it was all the time but I guess we live in a society or whatever.

Meanwhile this man is explaining to women on the bus that all the matcha lattes he drinks makes him “very chalant”, as opppsed to nonchalant. I’m bleeding out my eyes.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17h
It’s the weekend. Get out of my sight.
Meme of a person holding up a phone in a crowded club. Their phone reads in all caps IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT LEAVE NOW!!!!
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 17h
Joining the love-in here, babes 😘🥰😘
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 19h
🥺🥺🥺
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 23h
I know the feeling. My ex once told me “I want to be with someone who can do the things I want to do.” when I couldn’t go to Europe for two weeks with him. That’s been living in my head for years now.
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 1d
Happy birthday handsome! Hope you have a stellar day 😘😘😘
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 1d
Guess who’s back in the house
Pharyngeal jaws click-clacking about
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 1d
Uuuffffff 😮‍💨🥵
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Balamb Springs @balambsprings.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah I definitely feel that. I didn’t really come into my own until my 30s I think.

But I think the evidence (for you) speaks for itself 😘
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