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Butch Mechanism
@balambsprings.bsky.social
Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting.
Definitely 🔞 • 🚫 blank profiles

IRLs, think twice.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
Pinned
Starting an ongoing thread of mundane joys I encounter throughout my days.

Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
Boy Soup Hours once more, I’m afraid.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I want to make a coffee table collecting all the crash outs posted to the public boards of cruising sites.

Archiving queer history is so vital, after all.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
From 1948 to 1959, Eaton’s (a Canadian department store chain) tried to make this super saiyan bear Canada’s Christmas mascot as a rival to Rudolph.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Love a day full of me walking into rooms and colleagues immediately stopping their conversations.

Say it, babe. I’m messy. I’ll fight u 😘
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hang out in back rooms 🙂
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Very about this thrashy, scratchy, punky track. It’s giving me Santigold if she was a disciple of the 90s riotgrrrl scene.
Ecca Vandal - MOLLY (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ecca Vandal
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I finally got around to closing out Ti West’s trilogy with Maxxxine. My main take away is that I should listen to more Moses Sumney and that he should hold me in his giant arms.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
PM is absolutely one of the best performers Van has and is an amazing advocate in the community. They’ve delivered some of the most outstanding, hilarious and stupid numbers and I’m so excited for everyone to watch them.

Also PM does, in fact, stand for Pussy Milk 🥛
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oops ground too many beans for a little cup of coffee so now I’m having a wholeass pot at 4:45 pm
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I do, in fact, play favourites with my children. Look at her. Magnificent. 😍
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
With no due respect, go fuck a chesterfield
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I need to DM again
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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You know now that I think about it, having sex with random men has lead to so many great friendships
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
And on to the mute list “grok” goes
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh! I didn’t know this was going to be an adaptation of SH2!
The new RETURN TO SILENT HILL trailer gives a brief glance at Evie Templeton (Wednesday) as Laura.

The actor also provided the motion capture and voice for Laura in Bloober Team's Silent Hill 2 remake that released last year.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

Sigur Ros
Garbage
Haim (lol)
Kylie Minogue
Refused

This was a year of nostalgia tours and I’m (more or less) pleased with my choices
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

Halestorm, Lindsey Stirling, and Apocalyptica
Stardew Symphony
Sabaton & Judas Priest
Distant Worlds - Final Fantasy Symphony
Eorzean Symphony

I... uhh... really like video game symphony music. 😅
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:

The Philadelphia Gay Men’s Chorus - Philly Pride Edition
Paul McCartney
U2
Coldplay
LIVE 8 in Philadelphia
BONUS EDITION: YES

As someone who has Moderate to Severe Hearing Loss in both ears…these are the only concerts I’ve been to. 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
At this point, I think DropOut has a better idea of what to do with Ru girls than WOW.
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I didn’t watch the second CritRole campaign, but I did play in my friend’s Wildemount game for a couple years so I’m very excited for Mighty Nein
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Using! The disinfectant wipes at the gym because I forgot to reapply deodorant
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well yes, but how can we integrate AI into the Parmesan cheese?
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I support women’s right and women’s wrongs, I love when they jump out from behind a corner and club me to death 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I can’t put into words how much I detest and loathe this premier. I don’t wish harm on Danielle Smith, but when this planet is finally free of her ghoulish incompetence and blatant lying, I hope her name is never uttered again and her soul evaporates to complete oblivion.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Oh shit it’s Third Impact
Like some kind of grim Omen of things to come, #Hawaii ’s #Kilauea volcano just unleashed a MASSIVE WING SHAPED eruption with lava fountains soaring 1,500+ feet high
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM