Cran-Brawly Sauce 🍂
@cantaffordbrent.bsky.social
PDX-based Nerd. 🏳️🌈Gay. Dogdad. Video games, shitposts, and like 50% thirst traps. HIV-, Biohazard has a personal meaning. He/They.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
Just don't be weird, guys. Don't make it weird.
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Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
Everyone has a really stupid "I'm an adult, I should know this" question that they hold onto.
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Everyone has a really stupid "I'm an adult, I should know this" question that they hold onto.
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Mine tonight is "how often are you supposed to replace pillows?"
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Time to go turn some cardboard sideways. Does my fit scream "No, I didn't just make ANOTHER Mardu deck. That would be stupid..."?
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Here's an MCM for the post-walkies shower all dog owners know and love
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her time has come once more
June 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
her time has come once more
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November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I spent my entire lunch hour making baked potato soup.
Worth it. 🤤
Worth it. 🤤
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I spent my entire lunch hour making baked potato soup.
Worth it. 🤤
Worth it. 🤤
Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Monday, am I right?
Damn, it's been 10 years and I still haven't cracked open the first book...
I gotta change that.
I gotta change that.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Damn, it's been 10 years and I still haven't cracked open the first book...
I gotta change that.
I gotta change that.
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Happy Wolfenoot!
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Wolfenoot!
Calling myself Blue(Ball)s Traveler and doing this.
putting it in my mouth and playing it like a harmonica
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Calling myself Blue(Ball)s Traveler and doing this.
Who wants to hang out and give my tummy little rubs while the last bits of this headache go away?
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Who wants to hang out and give my tummy little rubs while the last bits of this headache go away?
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Look it's simple, we want less stress and we want to be able to afford things again and we want to feel like the rewards we were once promised for a lifetime of hard work still exist and also we want Wishbone back and those are the things we want
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look it's simple, we want less stress and we want to be able to afford things again and we want to feel like the rewards we were once promised for a lifetime of hard work still exist and also we want Wishbone back and those are the things we want
Happy Not-so-hungover Saturday, folks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy Not-so-hungover Saturday, folks.
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Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
My mom had an NES when I was very small, but I didn't really become a full time gamer until the Sega Genesis hooked me with the Sonic the Hedgehog games. Then some friends of the family had some of the Phantasy Star and Shining Force games and I was forever a changed man.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My mom had an NES when I was very small, but I didn't really become a full time gamer until the Sega Genesis hooked me with the Sonic the Hedgehog games. Then some friends of the family had some of the Phantasy Star and Shining Force games and I was forever a changed man.
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Ideal jrpg party composition
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ideal jrpg party composition
What if I wrote an entire Sci-Fi novel where the main character, Holden Cox, is stuck in a Harem Romance style situation.
But he's too oblivious to ANY of it and just thinks people are being really nice to him?
But he's too oblivious to ANY of it and just thinks people are being really nice to him?
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What if I wrote an entire Sci-Fi novel where the main character, Holden Cox, is stuck in a Harem Romance style situation.
But he's too oblivious to ANY of it and just thinks people are being really nice to him?
But he's too oblivious to ANY of it and just thinks people are being really nice to him?
...hear me out.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
...hear me out.
This dude can make something more awesome in an hour than I think I've ever made in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This dude can make something more awesome in an hour than I think I've ever made in my life.
Finally getting a haircut after a month and a half.
I may have lost a few pounds.
I may have lost a few pounds.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Finally getting a haircut after a month and a half.
I may have lost a few pounds.
I may have lost a few pounds.
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
Halestorm, Lindsey Stirling, and Apocalyptica
Stardew Symphony
Sabaton & Judas Priest
Distant Worlds - Final Fantasy Symphony
Eorzean Symphony
I... uhh... really like video game symphony music. 😅
Halestorm, Lindsey Stirling, and Apocalyptica
Stardew Symphony
Sabaton & Judas Priest
Distant Worlds - Final Fantasy Symphony
Eorzean Symphony
I... uhh... really like video game symphony music. 😅
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
The Philadelphia Gay Men’s Chorus - Philly Pride Edition
Paul McCartney
U2
Coldplay
LIVE 8 in Philadelphia
BONUS EDITION: YES
As someone who has Moderate to Severe Hearing Loss in both ears…these are the only concerts I’ve been to. 🎶
The Philadelphia Gay Men’s Chorus - Philly Pride Edition
Paul McCartney
U2
Coldplay
LIVE 8 in Philadelphia
BONUS EDITION: YES
As someone who has Moderate to Severe Hearing Loss in both ears…these are the only concerts I’ve been to. 🎶
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
William Elliott Whitmore
Crawfish Festival (Marcia Ball, Terrance Simien, etc.)
Indigo Girls
William Elliott Whitmore
Tori Amos
William Elliott Whitmore
Crawfish Festival (Marcia Ball, Terrance Simien, etc.)
Indigo Girls
William Elliott Whitmore
Tori Amos
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw:
Halestorm, Lindsey Stirling, and Apocalyptica
Stardew Symphony
Sabaton & Judas Priest
Distant Worlds - Final Fantasy Symphony
Eorzean Symphony
I... uhh... really like video game symphony music. 😅
Halestorm, Lindsey Stirling, and Apocalyptica
Stardew Symphony
Sabaton & Judas Priest
Distant Worlds - Final Fantasy Symphony
Eorzean Symphony
I... uhh... really like video game symphony music. 😅