All around Dionysian stage
The drama was cerebral
Orestes thought the sea was calm
Pop goes the weasel

arghhhhh

storm weasel is more like the grink than the milkshake duck, I admit comprehensibly

YES this is much closer

they're actually conceptually pretty different tbh but I just really wanted to write that particular sentence

relatedly, if anyone writes a paper on CATI sample composition and gets it into AAPOR/POQ/etc. under that title, I will buy you a beverage

why would you possibly want to go to an amusement park when you could be drinking lukewarm coffee with several hundred pollsters

(look forward to saying hi!)

honestly unsure whether "participants in this discussion predominantly share their favorite methods for cooking Brussels sprouts" would be funnier on an article that is about cooking Brussels sprouts or an article that is not in any way about that

this is very good and I'm appreciatively mad at it

ha, thank you

shouldn't have named the cat apostrophe

I am prepared to commute into the office as needed as long as my coworkers are prepared to listen to me kvetch out loud for eight hours about the cold