melusine
aegagropilon.bsky.social
melusine
@aegagropilon.bsky.social
I write fanfiction and yatter about videogames!
This describes my Breton character Toria PERFECTLY. Once she got past level 10 with the Savior's Hide, she became a one-woman "I'm not trapped in here with you all, you all are trapped in here with ME" situation :D

Go ahead, fling some magic her way. It tickles.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I AM A CRYPTID.

(Seriously, though, Paypal's invoice note rules are dumb as hell.)
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
They're getting a little too wild in the mosh pit for their punk cover!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSqk...
Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bobby "Boris" Pickett
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Glormba is spreading Christmas cheer all over that box!
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
In the second volume of the Homilies of Blessed Almalexia, this would be the tale of how Sotha Sil gifted a child with patience :D
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Whoops, I dropped ✨Handsome Trevor✨'s full title and sparkles!
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Trevor's mama got him the Kid's Bïble, evidenced by the Bïble Bee (pronounced "Beeble Bee") on its cover :D
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
They chose the bear, but the bear did not choose them (except possibly for dinner).
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Dwemer" sounds close enough to "dweomer" that I can't help but feel it's intentional.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. They also say that you are what you eat.

CASSIDY IS BECOMING MORE POWERFUL WITH EVERY BITE.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The thousand yard stare of the guy in front!

"And then she.... BOUNCED... through the field and killed fifty of our best men without batting an eye... horrible."
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So she doesn't proclaim herself the "Viceroy of Volleyball"?
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Nelle's volleyball glower is TERRIFYING.
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Hamburglar!Bacon is the bestest boy!

Betty bribing him with burgers reminds of a story I read about the author's childhood wolfdog fooling some contractors to bribe her with burgers :D
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM