This describes my Breton character Toria PERFECTLY. Once she got past level 10 with the Savior's Hide, she became a one-woman "I'm not trapped in here with you all, you all are trapped in here with ME" situation :D

Go ahead, fling some magic her way. It tickles.

I AM A CRYPTID.

(Seriously, though, Paypal's invoice note rules are dumb as hell.)

They're getting a little too wild in the mosh pit for their punk cover!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSqk...

Glormba is spreading Christmas cheer all over that box!

In the second volume of the Homilies of Blessed Almalexia, this would be the tale of how Sotha Sil gifted a child with patience :D

Whoops, I dropped ✨Handsome Trevor✨'s full title and sparkles!

Trevor's mama got him the Kid's Bïble, evidenced by the Bïble Bee (pronounced "Beeble Bee") on its cover :D

They chose the bear, but the bear did not choose them (except possibly for dinner).

"Dwemer" sounds close enough to "dweomer" that I can't help but feel it's intentional.

They say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. They also say that you are what you eat.

CASSIDY IS BECOMING MORE POWERFUL WITH EVERY BITE.

The thousand yard stare of the guy in front!

"And then she.... BOUNCED... through the field and killed fifty of our best men without batting an eye... horrible."

So she doesn't proclaim herself the "Viceroy of Volleyball"?

Nelle's volleyball glower is TERRIFYING.

Hamburglar!Bacon is the bestest boy!

Betty bribing him with burgers reminds of a story I read about the author's childhood wolfdog fooling some contractors to bribe her with burgers :D