Who's a handsome boy with that mashed potato hair?
January 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Who's a handsome boy with that mashed potato hair?
Yeah, well my guys are playing in the Randy Sausages Akimbo Bowl
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah, well my guys are playing in the Randy Sausages Akimbo Bowl
Make the yuletide gay, my guy
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Make the yuletide gay, my guy
All I want for Christmas is to go to bed, not get woken up overnight, and sleep past 6am. I will not get my wish.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
All I want for Christmas is to go to bed, not get woken up overnight, and sleep past 6am. I will not get my wish.
Every year my failures manifest in the physical realm in the form of my horrendous gift wrapping. You'd think I'd have learned by now, but I never do. The Folly of Man.
December 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Every year my failures manifest in the physical realm in the form of my horrendous gift wrapping. You'd think I'd have learned by now, but I never do. The Folly of Man.
Where is Thumbkin? My dude, fuck Thumbkin. All my homies hate Thumbkin.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Where is Thumbkin? My dude, fuck Thumbkin. All my homies hate Thumbkin.
The biggest lie ever told to America is Good Morning
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The biggest lie ever told to America is Good Morning
Listening to my coworkers litany of problems and I'm sitting here like Damn my only problem is you don't know how to close your office door
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Listening to my coworkers litany of problems and I'm sitting here like Damn my only problem is you don't know how to close your office door
I was promised bacon and coffee and both promises have gone unfulfilled
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I was promised bacon and coffee and both promises have gone unfulfilled
These yearly tracking recaps need to STOP! No, Bethany from HR, I do not care to know how many times I was in the toilet in 2025 or what my nugget count and percentile was at the holiday party.
December 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
These yearly tracking recaps need to STOP! No, Bethany from HR, I do not care to know how many times I was in the toilet in 2025 or what my nugget count and percentile was at the holiday party.
Say I hypothetically open a beer and it foams up and spills a little on the floor and a baby (mine) comes along and licks it (accidentally) before I can clean it, that makes me a bad dad, right? Hypothetically (real).
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Say I hypothetically open a beer and it foams up and spills a little on the floor and a baby (mine) comes along and licks it (accidentally) before I can clean it, that makes me a bad dad, right? Hypothetically (real).
Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please
Oh, great, grand, wonderful, its fucking potluck season again
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh, great, grand, wonderful, its fucking potluck season again
Shears. The shears? A shear? Shearers? A unit of shears? My wife won't have this conversation with me.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Shears. The shears? A shear? Shearers? A unit of shears? My wife won't have this conversation with me.
The 1000 toys my baby has on the floor are no match for this king
a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .
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November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The 1000 toys my baby has on the floor are no match for this king
Them: Hey
Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning
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Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning
🪦
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Them: Hey
Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning
🪦
Me:
Me:
20 minutes later
Me:
Me (caving): Heyy
Them: Good morning
🪦
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware face
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ace is the place with the helpful hardware face
Never turned off a football game so fast
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Never turned off a football game so fast
The evolution of cat nicknames is an area that needs more study
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The evolution of cat nicknames is an area that needs more study
That time when it took me 3 business days to get through an arcade fire album
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That time when it took me 3 business days to get through an arcade fire album
I'm sorry, I'm not talking to a guy named Bryden. Get me someone else
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm sorry, I'm not talking to a guy named Bryden. Get me someone else
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Calling a shiny bald guy at the bar C-3PO
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Calling a shiny bald guy at the bar C-3PO