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· Nov 13
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#OneNeuronElon took my blue tick away.
I took myself away to here.
I took myself away to here.
Football.
On Saturday!
At 3pm!
Whatever next?
Black boots?
The Stanpit Massive celebrates with espresso and a bacon sandwich. 3 #afcb points with Little Chef back in MF will complete a fine day.
#utFciad
On Saturday!
At 3pm!
Whatever next?
Black boots?
The Stanpit Massive celebrates with espresso and a bacon sandwich. 3 #afcb points with Little Chef back in MF will complete a fine day.
#utFciad
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December 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Trailblazing mathematician Mary Cartwright FRS was born #OnThisDay in 1900. She was one of the pioneers of what would become chaos theory, the first woman to serve on the Council of the Royal Society, and the first to win our Sylvester Medal for contributions to mathematics. #WomenInSTEM
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trailblazing mathematician Mary Cartwright FRS was born #OnThisDay in 1900. She was one of the pioneers of what would become chaos theory, the first woman to serve on the Council of the Royal Society, and the first to win our Sylvester Medal for contributions to mathematics. #WomenInSTEM
Mild. The weather & the coffee.
Not an auspicious start to the day for the Stanpit Massive. The day is already planned with exhausting #1 Grand daughter activities which will be fun. Hopefully the #afcb performance will keep me awake on the sofa later. 3 points pls lads!
Not an auspicious start to the day for the Stanpit Massive. The day is already planned with exhausting #1 Grand daughter activities which will be fun. Hopefully the #afcb performance will keep me awake on the sofa later. 3 points pls lads!
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December 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Mild. The weather & the coffee.
Not an auspicious start to the day for the Stanpit Massive. The day is already planned with exhausting #1 Grand daughter activities which will be fun. Hopefully the #afcb performance will keep me awake on the sofa later. 3 points pls lads!
Not an auspicious start to the day for the Stanpit Massive. The day is already planned with exhausting #1 Grand daughter activities which will be fun. Hopefully the #afcb performance will keep me awake on the sofa later. 3 points pls lads!
Chilly at Cobham Towers as the Stanpit Massive CEO makes coffee & feeds the doggies. No #afcb today. But there is the annual #QEGS Old Boys reunion. This time watching the #Stags at #AFCW. Great company, good food, a few scoops & 3 points will make it another day to remember #COYS
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December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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On the 12th day of Xmas my true love gave to me: 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. What's for dessert?
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
On the 12th day of Xmas my true love gave to me: 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. What's for dessert?
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A lifelong passion for football has led her to live out her dream and inspire others to pursue what they love ❤️
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A lifelong passion for football has led her to live out her dream and inspire others to pursue what they love ❤️
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December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me devour 23 birds.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me devour 23 birds.
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On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere.
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere.
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. I hope the ladies like pear; the birds are all mine
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. I hope the ladies like pear; the birds are all mine
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On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Swan milkshake, yum.
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Swan milkshake, yum.
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. The swans aren't a-swimming any more; ate them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. The swans aren't a-swimming any more; ate them.
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, calling bird, hen, dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
‘The time has come,’ the Massive said, ‘to talk of many things:
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
Of pies & VAR & long free kicks,
Of substitutes & goals.
And why the ref is always wrong,
And when Bournemouth will win.’
3 #afcb points to celebrate my return pls lad!
#utFciad
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December 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not calling anymore. Ate them.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not calling anymore. Ate them.
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Ooh la la.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Ooh la la.
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
Tonight’s #afcb game comes a too soon for the Stanpit Massive CEO. His electronic addition needs a couple of extra days to heal. So TV from behind the sofa at Cobham Towers it is then.
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
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December 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Tonight’s #afcb game comes a too soon for the Stanpit Massive CEO. His electronic addition needs a couple of extra days to heal. So TV from behind the sofa at Cobham Towers it is then.
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
No dramas pls guys, this fixture has had too many. Just 3 points in a calm manner will do!
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
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Back by popular demand, we present our modern take on Faraday's classic Christmas Lecture, "The chemical history of a candle".
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Chemistry of a candle
Round out the celebrations of 200 years of CHRISTMAS LECTURES with this contemporary take on Michael Faraday's most famous se
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November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Back by popular demand, we present our modern take on Faraday's classic Christmas Lecture, "The chemical history of a candle".
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
Expect an amazing array of demos starting from the simple candle, explaining the physics of the world around us.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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It’s still dark at Cobham Towers as the toast burns. Sadly Slim isn’t on the road as the Massive aren’t travelling to Roker Park. Electrons on the sofa will have to do.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It’s still dark at Cobham Towers as the toast burns. Sadly Slim isn’t on the road as the Massive aren’t travelling to Roker Park. Electrons on the sofa will have to do.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
Tough gig for the #afcb boys esp as they are depleted in number but I have every confidence. 3 points pls lads.
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We're seeking a talented and adaptable project manager, who has experience working with technology enabled change, to support the Future Fund's delivery and evolution.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We're hiring a Project Manager to help drive our Future Fund programme - shaping the future of innovation, digital transformation and AI across the organisation.
If you’re creative, collaborative and excited about emerging tech, please get in touch: https://bit.ly/49CTlX1
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On #WorldChildrensDay, here’s Vinnie Jones sticking a reducer on an unsuspecting mascot…
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
On #WorldChildrensDay, here’s Vinnie Jones sticking a reducer on an unsuspecting mascot…