Sometimes I draw

If you are a cute twink in your late 20s to early 40s and want to get to know another cute twink, hit me up im trying to date again

I don’t know, can you repeat the question

people inherently want to survive so when you put survival behind a paywall you should probably prepare for people to treat you like the necrotic flesh you are -- infecting the rest of society and cut you off to save the majority

dating app for people who want to go on a platonic date with someone who can info dump a specific topic to them for an hour and a half

Part of why healthy people aren't afraid to get sick is- they think if they do develop long-term issues, they'll be able to go & get treated by doctors who will work day and night to fix them (as it was on House, M.D.) & don't realize there's a 99% chance they'll be told they just have anxiety

We all know that only Scarlett Johansson is fit to play Link in the new live action Zelda movie

Memes, emoji and taking things too far is my love language

My favorite part of being sick so far is getting to have conversations like this one

My roommate bursts in my room and says “I got you Bridget!!” Me being a stupid dumb idiot thinks he’s talking about the character from Guilty Gear but no he is talking about the horse from Wells Fargo