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a man with a telephone on his head is sitting on a table .
ALT: a man with a telephone on his head is sitting on a table .
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hal🪽
ralph sucks lowkey sorry . the employee benefits can NOT be that good .
ralph sucks lowkey sorry . the employee benefits can NOT be that good .
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 AM
hal🪽
ralph sucks lowkey sorry . the employee benefits can NOT be that good .
ralph sucks lowkey sorry . the employee benefits can NOT be that good .
sometimes when i try to talk to people , it feels like they don’t even see or hear me . ugh .
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
sometimes when i try to talk to people , it feels like they don’t even see or hear me . ugh .
if anyone tries to slander foxy , though .. jail .
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
if anyone tries to slander foxy , though .. jail .
Reposted by — HELLO , HELLO ?
hal🪽
you finally see the ghost thats been terrorizing you for weeks and it’s a pathetic man in that fucking babygirl pose
you finally see the ghost thats been terrorizing you for weeks and it’s a pathetic man in that fucking babygirl pose
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM
hal🪽
you finally see the ghost thats been terrorizing you for weeks and it’s a pathetic man in that fucking babygirl pose
you finally see the ghost thats been terrorizing you for weeks and it’s a pathetic man in that fucking babygirl pose
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hal🪽
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
hal🪽
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
I'm defective.
Irredeemable.
Broken...
Irredeemable.
Broken...
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It's fine. A part of me will surely remain here, in the loop.
Good memories and all that, right?
Good memories and all that, right?
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
your nightmares
the death of everyone you ever loved
you wake up to more nightmares
the death of everyone you ever loved
you wake up to more nightmares
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
That night I had a dream that felt like waking from a dream.
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. I'll keep my family safe..."
Kyra Ikari Nightingale. Signer, Assassin, Sister and Duelist.
Kyra Ikari Nightingale. Signer, Assassin, Sister and Duelist.
February 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. I'll keep my family safe..."
Kyra Ikari Nightingale. Signer, Assassin, Sister and Duelist.
Kyra Ikari Nightingale. Signer, Assassin, Sister and Duelist.
i love my daughter of whom my memories of constantly fade and blur .
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
i love my daughter of whom my memories of constantly fade and blur .
You wrote me a love letter,
Promising that every word is true.
But I'm confused by the signature,
So remind me, who are you?
Promising that every word is true.
But I'm confused by the signature,
So remind me, who are you?
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
(If even your thoughts are repeating, there's no hope for you, is there?)
January 31, 2026 at 9:31 PM
hal🪽
gonna get more sleep but ill try to draw ralph in this pose later trust
gonna get more sleep but ill try to draw ralph in this pose later trust
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
hal🪽
gonna get more sleep but ill try to draw ralph in this pose later trust
gonna get more sleep but ill try to draw ralph in this pose later trust
A horrible noise of splitting plastic, screaming and breaking can be heard coming from behind this door, which I resolve to firmly stay on this side of.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
[ a good , firm handshake . one that could secure either one of them a job in a heartbeat . ]
[ ah , well , it wasn’t only ralph’s position that had been rearranged . ]
just doing my job , really ..! what kind of manager would i be if i let you go in without any sort of guidance ?
[ ah , well , it wasn’t only ralph’s position that had been rearranged . ]
just doing my job , really ..! what kind of manager would i be if i let you go in without any sort of guidance ?
*Really, it might've been more of an issue if Mike didn't look the way he did, currently... Mike had changed a lot between his first job in '87, and his most recent job, in '23. It was good Ralph's position got shifted around before he met "Fritz Smith."*
Again... you've been instrumental to me.
Again... you've been instrumental to me.
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 PM
[ a good , firm handshake . one that could secure either one of them a job in a heartbeat . ]
[ ah , well , it wasn’t only ralph’s position that had been rearranged . ]
just doing my job , really ..! what kind of manager would i be if i let you go in without any sort of guidance ?
[ ah , well , it wasn’t only ralph’s position that had been rearranged . ]
just doing my job , really ..! what kind of manager would i be if i let you go in without any sort of guidance ?
[ ralph still looks a bit lost – staring off into the distance as he nods .
but , he quickly comes back to reality , or as close to reality as they can get these days . ]
oh – right , i uh .. never said my name in the recordings i left you , huh ? that’s my bad .. i’m ralph .
but , he quickly comes back to reality , or as close to reality as they can get these days . ]
oh – right , i uh .. never said my name in the recordings i left you , huh ? that’s my bad .. i’m ralph .
*...And he seemed so cordial. He was just... a nice guy. To the very end. Maybe he was here because he... still wanted to be that, to a certain extent.*
*Mike's run away with thoughts. He sighs...*
Nevermind. Would you... want to exchange names? I'm Mike. You really helped me out, settling in...
*Mike's run away with thoughts. He sighs...*
Nevermind. Would you... want to exchange names? I'm Mike. You really helped me out, settling in...
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 PM
[ ralph still looks a bit lost – staring off into the distance as he nods .
but , he quickly comes back to reality , or as close to reality as they can get these days . ]
oh – right , i uh .. never said my name in the recordings i left you , huh ? that’s my bad .. i’m ralph .
but , he quickly comes back to reality , or as close to reality as they can get these days . ]
oh – right , i uh .. never said my name in the recordings i left you , huh ? that’s my bad .. i’m ralph .
hal🪽
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
hal🪽
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
imagine you’re being haunted with like the whole shebang . things falling over , sudden loud thuds , doors suddenly swinging open and closed
but it’s just This Guy and all of that is because he’s just kind of clumsy
Perhaps somethings are best left forgotten, for now.
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
hal🪽
i can’t wait to do some “ my old buddy dave “ bullshit on here eheh
i can’t wait to do some “ my old buddy dave “ bullshit on here eheh
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
hal🪽
i can’t wait to do some “ my old buddy dave “ bullshit on here eheh
i can’t wait to do some “ my old buddy dave “ bullshit on here eheh
hal🪽
one million years torture mind prison for ralph
one million years torture mind prison for ralph
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 PM
hal🪽
one million years torture mind prison for ralph
one million years torture mind prison for ralph
oh , um .. thanks . i think ?
[ he feels like there was meant to be more to that conversation . maybe he zoned out and missed something ?
as a shaky sigh escapes his lips , he fidgets with his glasses – taking them off to wipe the lenses with the bottom of his shirt before
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[ he feels like there was meant to be more to that conversation . maybe he zoned out and missed something ?
as a shaky sigh escapes his lips , he fidgets with his glasses – taking them off to wipe the lenses with the bottom of his shirt before
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*They were at something that resembled a museum of sorts... a very narrow one. This... was the last thing at the end of it. An office with things from all over. It kind of resembled a certain place he appears /elsewhere.../ after his passing. A place where Ralph was... one of many. One of fifty.*
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
oh , um .. thanks . i think ?
[ he feels like there was meant to be more to that conversation . maybe he zoned out and missed something ?
as a shaky sigh escapes his lips , he fidgets with his glasses – taking them off to wipe the lenses with the bottom of his shirt before
—
[ he feels like there was meant to be more to that conversation . maybe he zoned out and missed something ?
as a shaky sigh escapes his lips , he fidgets with his glasses – taking them off to wipe the lenses with the bottom of his shirt before
—
hal🪽
aw hell nah they put my phone in a time loop
aw hell nah they put my phone in a time loop
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
hal🪽
aw hell nah they put my phone in a time loop
aw hell nah they put my phone in a time loop
mm , don’t sweat it . it’s not like either one of us is in the best condition , y’know ?
[ another forced laugh . he’s really trying his best to keep the mood light . to keep himself sane .
he knows the latter could never be possible , though . ]
oh , uh ! yeah ! i’m over in –
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[ another forced laugh . he’s really trying his best to keep the mood light . to keep himself sane .
he knows the latter could never be possible , though . ]
oh , uh ! yeah ! i’m over in –
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You... you.
*As is it is with most things, Mike's a little frustrated. Ralph seemed so peachy in his own way, even though he was absolutely drenched in the corporatocracy of it all.*
...Forgive me. I'm okay... as much as I can be. Do you have somewhere to stay?
*An oddly sympathetic question.*
*As is it is with most things, Mike's a little frustrated. Ralph seemed so peachy in his own way, even though he was absolutely drenched in the corporatocracy of it all.*
...Forgive me. I'm okay... as much as I can be. Do you have somewhere to stay?
*An oddly sympathetic question.*
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 PM
mm , don’t sweat it . it’s not like either one of us is in the best condition , y’know ?
[ another forced laugh . he’s really trying his best to keep the mood light . to keep himself sane .
he knows the latter could never be possible , though . ]
oh , uh ! yeah ! i’m over in –
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[ another forced laugh . he’s really trying his best to keep the mood light . to keep himself sane .
he knows the latter could never be possible , though . ]
oh , uh ! yeah ! i’m over in –
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