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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 22h

Well if you head to Warhammer World at some point you should stop off in Leicester and I'll make you cake and cookies. 🙂

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 22h

I made cake.

#victoriasponge

A layered cake in the manner of a Victoria sponge cake. Layered thusly from the bottom:
Cake, raspberry jam, whipped cream, fresh strawberries and raspberries, more cream, more jam, another cake and finally dusted with icing sugar.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 8d

Ugh!
We have more than enough politicians already.

Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 9d

Oh gosh yes! Dogs are very weird. Miles might look out the window when they start to go off but he stays on his back legs akimbo and promptly goes back to sleep.
He's terrified of plastic bags, the extender lead, if it gets too close and that stone he accidentally kicked along the path though. 😅

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🍂🎃🍄 Bees 🍄🎃🍂 @voiceofkosh.bsky.social · 9d

Giveaway for someone with a nervous dog:

A red tartan Hush Muff in size Medium

UK only please. 🙂🐾

I bought one for Fox and it was a bit too long, so they made a custom one for him and said I can give this one away. Amazing customer service!

sootheandsettle.com/collections/...

The Hush Muff | Anti-Anxiety Muff for Nervous & Reactive Dogs

The Hush Muff is a unique head covering for anxious and reactive dogs that reduces noise and stress.

sootheandsettle.com

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 9d

I think I need one for me. I hate fireworks more than my dog. 😅

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 11d

I made a coma of food for lunch.

#freshbread

A halo of 25 small chilli and raisin japanese milk bread (shokupan) rolls, surrounding a baked camembert with a black truffle and honey sauce.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 18d

Marble cake cat.

Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 29d

Yes they are. 😊

Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · 29d

Team Wartnose!

#wartnosejousting

Scale miniatures of 6 green skinned goblins riding various animals. The models are mounted on 60mm diameter round bases with a woodland theme.
Back row: (left) This goblin has blazing red hair and holds aloft a short spear, he his mounted upon the back of a giant centipede painted in reds and yellows with bright blue antenna.
(Middle) This little goblin is sporting a fantastic and oversized red mushroom hat. He wears a panel of boards on his chest and carries a similar panel of boards as a shield, in addition to a spear with a curved bone tip. He rides a very wrinkly naked mole rat that he is only just strapped to.
(Right) This brave jouster carries a more authentic jousting lance in crimson. He wears a helm strongly resembling a welders visor and has boldly saddled and mounted a porcupine.
Front row: (Left) A skull for a helm, a round shield and a tri-tipped lance helps this goblin strike and intimidating pose. He confidently rides a blue and white, hooded and dalmation spotted rat.
(Middle) This little goblin seems kind of meek, with a soft leather hood and a simple stick for a weapon. His blue legged yellow frog with devilish red eyes provides a strong contrast.
(Right) This crazy goblin wears a simple wooden mask pulled up onto his head and carries the longest spear with a wicked metal blade. He's strapped a bucket onto the back of a brown and yellow cockroach.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Sep 5

The house of commons is more childish than a schoolyard ...

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Sep 2

Also a description of a parenting managing a birthday party.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Aug 31

Thanks to Sarah for the great pattern and inspiration. I may have modified it 'a little'.

Bloorp!

Crochet Puffa Chaffy from Max and Chaffy by Jamie Smart.

It is a light yellow orb with two ears, one shorter than the other. A grey fin on either side, beady black eyes and big pink lips for a mouth.

Crochet Puffa Chaffy from Max and Chaffy by Jamie Smart.
Featured next to the book.

It is a light yellow orb with two ears, one shorter than the other. A grey fin on either side, beady black eyes and big pink lips for a mouth.
In this side view only one fin is visible, but the big grey tail fin can be seen.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Aug 11

I got threatened with being kicked from a guild for not being "good enough."
I quit participating in raids, and they were constantly complaining that they didn't have enough people to fill slots.
I was a tank build. 🤷

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 27

Is this why lollies were really invented?

"No dick available? Don't worry! We have a sweet alternative to tide you over."

I'd add some thumbs up to it, but that might be going too far.

Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 26

"Sexy piranha" just sends my brain here ...
I hope yours are ... well ... sexier. 🤣

a fish is standing on the shore of a lake holding a fish in its mouth .

Alt: The Cats fantasy mermaid from Red Dwarf; woman on the bottom fish on top.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 25

Age verification. No, thank you.

Have a picture of some fruit...

Caramel dog with white belly laid on its back on a sofa.

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 24

Who needs crappy foam 3d jigsaws when you can just build miniatures!

Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 23

My 8 year old would like to know why KFC use a massive head on a tiny body as their logo.

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Bad Squiddo Games (Annie) @badsquiddogames.bsky.social · Jul 22

Pride dice are back in stock, including the most popular - trans dice!

badsquiddogames.com/shop#!/Gay-S...

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 20

Surely, they'd have to swap all the chairs for powered wheelbarrows.

"Gary, we've got another food coma to clear on table 6."

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 18

Saving the poor street cleaners from having to clean up a puddle of Annie by melting straight into the drain. Very considerate!

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 18

I was feeling like that and started skipping days. Now I pick one thing to do that day, like catching a certain bug etc. Much better pace. Haha

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 16

The serving size listed is inaccurate for this ... pretty sure it should be three packs = one serving. 😅

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Meeps @agentmeeple.bsky.social · Jul 15

My derp dog has naturally occuring eyeliner.

A pretty, latte coloured dog, sitting side on, head turned to the camera. Big brown eyes are bordered with a rim of black fur.

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