Agent P
@agentpp.bsky.social
Don't follow me. I've probably soiled my pants again.
The Rangers are absolutely shite. I blame the SNP.
November 24, 2024 at 9:45 AM
The Rangers are absolutely shite. I blame the SNP.
Went out into the garden there to see if I could lure my neighbours cat into a liason. A lot of frost out there and I BLAME THE SNP. They're ruining this country....OK its not actually my country but they're ruining it. #fuming
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Went out into the garden there to see if I could lure my neighbours cat into a liason. A lot of frost out there and I BLAME THE SNP. They're ruining this country....OK its not actually my country but they're ruining it. #fuming
LadyP shits herself. Pass it on.....
November 19, 2024 at 7:04 PM
LadyP shits herself. Pass it on.....
Just shat myself again.
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Just shat myself again.
SNP....Stronger for Scotland.
November 15, 2024 at 2:42 PM
SNP....Stronger for Scotland.
Hi folks, we all set for another day of talking absolute drivel and slagging off Scotland?
November 15, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Hi folks, we all set for another day of talking absolute drivel and slagging off Scotland?
The whole fingering my neighbours cat thing was a joke BTW. Honest gov....only happened once OK. I did the crime then the time. No cats were harmed in the making of this post.
November 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The whole fingering my neighbours cat thing was a joke BTW. Honest gov....only happened once OK. I did the crime then the time. No cats were harmed in the making of this post.
Most people know that there's usually a lot of shite that comes out of me....usually from my mouth, but I currently have some dribbling down my leg.
November 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Most people know that there's usually a lot of shite that comes out of me....usually from my mouth, but I currently have some dribbling down my leg.
Just did a discrete lady fart and have followed through. Have cleared the carriage because of the smell. What have the SNP done to the trains in this country?
November 14, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Just did a discrete lady fart and have followed through. Have cleared the carriage because of the smell. What have the SNP done to the trains in this country?
I have to confess something. Sometimes I finger my neighbours cat.
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 PM
I have to confess something. Sometimes I finger my neighbours cat.
If being an MP is a full time job and being an MSP is a full time job, how the hell can @StephenFlynnSNP do both at the same time?
Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.
Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 PM
If being an MP is a full time job and being an MSP is a full time job, how the hell can @StephenFlynnSNP do both at the same time?
Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.
Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.
I'm on a train from Manchester to Bolton. Why have the SNP ruined the choo choos in this country? Toilets filthy....that was my fault tbf.
November 14, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I'm on a train from Manchester to Bolton. Why have the SNP ruined the choo choos in this country? Toilets filthy....that was my fault tbf.
I'm a child of the UK. We own Scotland. SNP are bad.
November 14, 2024 at 10:48 AM
I'm a child of the UK. We own Scotland. SNP are bad.
Oh no. Just shat myself again. Hate Scotland yada yada.
November 14, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Oh no. Just shat myself again. Hate Scotland yada yada.