Just shat myself again.

SNP....Stronger for Scotland.

The whole fingering my neighbours cat thing was a joke BTW. Honest gov....only happened once OK. I did the crime then the time. No cats were harmed in the making of this post.

Just did a discrete lady fart and have followed through. Have cleared the carriage because of the smell. What have the SNP done to the trains in this country?

I have to confess something. Sometimes I finger my neighbours cat.

If being an MP is a full time job and being an MSP is a full time job, how the hell can @StephenFlynnSNP do both at the same time?

Worse than that, the SNP cancelled a vote last week that would have prevented this 2 faced hypocrite from even trying this selfish act.

I have a cushy life in Jockland. Why do I hate it so much? Oh no....just shat myself again. #AgentP