Lewis
@agentsmiz.bsky.social
Turning lemonade back into lemons since 1990. Video game enjoyer, denim jacket wearer and occasional wrestling watcher.
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Lewis
@agentsmiz.bsky.social
· Jun 6
Anakin should only be allowed to show up as a force ghost to make apologies to people.
Thanks, pub jukebox. This is really helping.
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Thanks, pub jukebox. This is really helping.
Got asked why I'm doing Dry January this year, having never done it before.
The true answer is like opening a series of progressively smaller Ark of the Covenants - culminating in a Lego treasure chest - but they are all chucking out the same level of internal trauma.
So I just said money.
The true answer is like opening a series of progressively smaller Ark of the Covenants - culminating in a Lego treasure chest - but they are all chucking out the same level of internal trauma.
So I just said money.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Got asked why I'm doing Dry January this year, having never done it before.
The true answer is like opening a series of progressively smaller Ark of the Covenants - culminating in a Lego treasure chest - but they are all chucking out the same level of internal trauma.
So I just said money.
The true answer is like opening a series of progressively smaller Ark of the Covenants - culminating in a Lego treasure chest - but they are all chucking out the same level of internal trauma.
So I just said money.
Saw in 2026 by smoking a cigarette whilst regailing tales of my recent life updates to a friend...to the point where he nearly choking with laughter.
Good sign. Roll 2026 on a low point and every way is up.
Good sign. Roll 2026 on a low point and every way is up.
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Saw in 2026 by smoking a cigarette whilst regailing tales of my recent life updates to a friend...to the point where he nearly choking with laughter.
Good sign. Roll 2026 on a low point and every way is up.
Good sign. Roll 2026 on a low point and every way is up.
The Spoons playlist has gone from Dead or Alive to Rick Astley to Jamiroquai and is now playing Girls Aloud.
Had to pat down my pockets to make sure I hadn't lost my ipod.
Had to pat down my pockets to make sure I hadn't lost my ipod.
December 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Spoons playlist has gone from Dead or Alive to Rick Astley to Jamiroquai and is now playing Girls Aloud.
Had to pat down my pockets to make sure I hadn't lost my ipod.
Had to pat down my pockets to make sure I hadn't lost my ipod.
Facebook Lite showing the "new message" notification when all it really is doing is letting me know it's checking for messages is going to become my villain origin story.
I am not in the mindset to think several conversations have progressed when they haven't.
I am not in the mindset to think several conversations have progressed when they haven't.
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Facebook Lite showing the "new message" notification when all it really is doing is letting me know it's checking for messages is going to become my villain origin story.
I am not in the mindset to think several conversations have progressed when they haven't.
I am not in the mindset to think several conversations have progressed when they haven't.
I am 0 - 2 in "spend a day rehearsing a conversation and get through it without it going to ribbons instantly" this month.
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I am 0 - 2 in "spend a day rehearsing a conversation and get through it without it going to ribbons instantly" this month.
Both the several Spider-Man and Final Fantasy MtG packs I got for Christmas were not anything to write home about. A few I didn't have but nothing major.
Picked up 3 FF packs today whilst out and about and they more than made up for it.
Picked up 3 FF packs today whilst out and about and they more than made up for it.
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Both the several Spider-Man and Final Fantasy MtG packs I got for Christmas were not anything to write home about. A few I didn't have but nothing major.
Picked up 3 FF packs today whilst out and about and they more than made up for it.
Picked up 3 FF packs today whilst out and about and they more than made up for it.
After opening so many packs of Final Fantasy MtG cards over the last few months, I've finally got my boy!
He did nothing wrong. Got woken up, had a grumpy walk across the sea and then got blasted by a big cannon.
He did nothing wrong. Got woken up, had a grumpy walk across the sea and then got blasted by a big cannon.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
After opening so many packs of Final Fantasy MtG cards over the last few months, I've finally got my boy!
He did nothing wrong. Got woken up, had a grumpy walk across the sea and then got blasted by a big cannon.
He did nothing wrong. Got woken up, had a grumpy walk across the sea and then got blasted by a big cannon.
I have a Discord group with a couple of mates that we just chat shit in and try to arrange times to play games.
It has been nothing but "Jake Paul getting absolutely battered" images/memes for the last day and it has never been better.
It has been nothing but "Jake Paul getting absolutely battered" images/memes for the last day and it has never been better.
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have a Discord group with a couple of mates that we just chat shit in and try to arrange times to play games.
It has been nothing but "Jake Paul getting absolutely battered" images/memes for the last day and it has never been better.
It has been nothing but "Jake Paul getting absolutely battered" images/memes for the last day and it has never been better.
It's been a stressful few days. Lot of eggshell treading.
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's been a stressful few days. Lot of eggshell treading.
After spending most of today recovering, I can now give my review of the works Xmas drinks last night in gif form.
a man in a blue suit is standing in front of a building with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a blue suit is standing in front of a building with his mouth open and his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
After spending most of today recovering, I can now give my review of the works Xmas drinks last night in gif form.
Catching up on all the Game Awards stuff that happened after I went to sleep as I needed at least some before work.
Expedition 33 winning was expected but not unearned. Doesn't diminish any of the other games nominated nor does it actually matter to players.
Play what you want, awards be damned.
Expedition 33 winning was expected but not unearned. Doesn't diminish any of the other games nominated nor does it actually matter to players.
Play what you want, awards be damned.
December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Catching up on all the Game Awards stuff that happened after I went to sleep as I needed at least some before work.
Expedition 33 winning was expected but not unearned. Doesn't diminish any of the other games nominated nor does it actually matter to players.
Play what you want, awards be damned.
Expedition 33 winning was expected but not unearned. Doesn't diminish any of the other games nominated nor does it actually matter to players.
Play what you want, awards be damned.
They may be more scientifically accurate but I will never be a fan of feathered dinosaurs.
Other than that, the Tomb Raider stuff looked good.
#TheGameAwards
Other than that, the Tomb Raider stuff looked good.
#TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They may be more scientifically accurate but I will never be a fan of feathered dinosaurs.
Other than that, the Tomb Raider stuff looked good.
#TheGameAwards
Other than that, the Tomb Raider stuff looked good.
#TheGameAwards
Roman Reigns and Jason Momoa appearing on the same stage feels like seeing Batman and Bruce Wayne at the same time.
#TheGameAwards
#TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Roman Reigns and Jason Momoa appearing on the same stage feels like seeing Batman and Bruce Wayne at the same time.
#TheGameAwards
#TheGameAwards
"Now it's time for an announcement from a studio that continually pushes the limits of storytelling".
Those words don't exactly ring true for Remedy after FBC Firebreak but the visuals look interesting at least.
#TheGameAwards
Those words don't exactly ring true for Remedy after FBC Firebreak but the visuals look interesting at least.
#TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Now it's time for an announcement from a studio that continually pushes the limits of storytelling".
Those words don't exactly ring true for Remedy after FBC Firebreak but the visuals look interesting at least.
#TheGameAwards
Those words don't exactly ring true for Remedy after FBC Firebreak but the visuals look interesting at least.
#TheGameAwards
Toxic Commando is still giving me slight Back 3 Blood vibes but at does look like a fun time.
I'd still take a Left 4 Dead collection on PS5 though.
#TheGameAwards
I'd still take a Left 4 Dead collection on PS5 though.
#TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Toxic Commando is still giving me slight Back 3 Blood vibes but at does look like a fun time.
I'd still take a Left 4 Dead collection on PS5 though.
#TheGameAwards
I'd still take a Left 4 Dead collection on PS5 though.
#TheGameAwards
I'm not going to tell a small indie studio how ro make their game... BUT that sheepdog game needs to have the option to play as a pig.
World needs more Babe references.
#TheGameAwards
World needs more Babe references.
#TheGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm not going to tell a small indie studio how ro make their game... BUT that sheepdog game needs to have the option to play as a pig.
World needs more Babe references.
#TheGameAwards
World needs more Babe references.
#TheGameAwards
In the nicest possible way, Epic...
STOP FUCKING UP THE FORTNITE UI WITH EVERY SINGLE UPDATE!!! STOP FIXING THINGS THAT ARE NOT BROKEN AND ACTUALLY FIX THOSE THAT ARE!!!
STOP FUCKING UP THE FORTNITE UI WITH EVERY SINGLE UPDATE!!! STOP FIXING THINGS THAT ARE NOT BROKEN AND ACTUALLY FIX THOSE THAT ARE!!!
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In the nicest possible way, Epic...
STOP FUCKING UP THE FORTNITE UI WITH EVERY SINGLE UPDATE!!! STOP FIXING THINGS THAT ARE NOT BROKEN AND ACTUALLY FIX THOSE THAT ARE!!!
STOP FUCKING UP THE FORTNITE UI WITH EVERY SINGLE UPDATE!!! STOP FIXING THINGS THAT ARE NOT BROKEN AND ACTUALLY FIX THOSE THAT ARE!!!
Dug out the old favourite for Christmas Jumper Day.
Unlike the dinosaur one, this isn't associated with me getting a kidney stone. Although I did have to take notes in an employee discussion a few years back wearing this one.
Grumpy Sprout was not really the vibe of the meeting.
Unlike the dinosaur one, this isn't associated with me getting a kidney stone. Although I did have to take notes in an employee discussion a few years back wearing this one.
Grumpy Sprout was not really the vibe of the meeting.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Dug out the old favourite for Christmas Jumper Day.
Unlike the dinosaur one, this isn't associated with me getting a kidney stone. Although I did have to take notes in an employee discussion a few years back wearing this one.
Grumpy Sprout was not really the vibe of the meeting.
Unlike the dinosaur one, this isn't associated with me getting a kidney stone. Although I did have to take notes in an employee discussion a few years back wearing this one.
Grumpy Sprout was not really the vibe of the meeting.
Thought I'd done the last of my Christmas wrapping yesterday and have now just remembered I have my Secret Santa stuff in the boot of the car.
Genuine reaction.
Genuine reaction.
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Thought I'd done the last of my Christmas wrapping yesterday and have now just remembered I have my Secret Santa stuff in the boot of the car.
Genuine reaction.
Genuine reaction.
So, I've found out a bit of gossip on this quiz.
The whinger was the sister of the quizmaster. Already suspect.
In previous years, there's been teams that have the quizmasters parents in and they've won it.
There were questions that were directly geared towards that team.
The whinger was the sister of the quizmaster. Already suspect.
In previous years, there's been teams that have the quizmasters parents in and they've won it.
There were questions that were directly geared towards that team.
Went to a pub quiz and, despite some dire rounds, our team came first.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So, I've found out a bit of gossip on this quiz.
The whinger was the sister of the quizmaster. Already suspect.
In previous years, there's been teams that have the quizmasters parents in and they've won it.
There were questions that were directly geared towards that team.
The whinger was the sister of the quizmaster. Already suspect.
In previous years, there's been teams that have the quizmasters parents in and they've won it.
There were questions that were directly geared towards that team.
Managed to get the last of the Blitz quests done in Fortnite for the skin.
Lucked out by getting the "Do 1500 mythic damage within 15m" task done a minute before we won the match, netting the next challenge.
Only dabbled on Blitz before but it's quite fun. Better than Reload.
Lucked out by getting the "Do 1500 mythic damage within 15m" task done a minute before we won the match, netting the next challenge.
Only dabbled on Blitz before but it's quite fun. Better than Reload.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Managed to get the last of the Blitz quests done in Fortnite for the skin.
Lucked out by getting the "Do 1500 mythic damage within 15m" task done a minute before we won the match, netting the next challenge.
Only dabbled on Blitz before but it's quite fun. Better than Reload.
Lucked out by getting the "Do 1500 mythic damage within 15m" task done a minute before we won the match, netting the next challenge.
Only dabbled on Blitz before but it's quite fun. Better than Reload.
Went to a pub quiz and, despite some dire rounds, our team came first.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Went to a pub quiz and, despite some dire rounds, our team came first.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
This was doublely good as the team that came second by 2 1/2 points had one of THOSE sorts of people on it.
The sort who question the answer if they've got it wrong and try to get the point on a technicality.
If this claims the top spot back from Avatar, I will be very happy.
I will then have to dedicate my life to stop James Cameron and Disney from putting the first Avatar back in theatres.
He can't hide forever in that sub.
I will then have to dedicate my life to stop James Cameron and Disney from putting the first Avatar back in theatres.
He can't hide forever in that sub.
'Avengers: Endgame' is re-releasing in theaters on September 25, 2026
This will lead into 'Avengers: Doomsday' releasing on December 18, 2026
(via THR)
This will lead into 'Avengers: Doomsday' releasing on December 18, 2026
(via THR)
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If this claims the top spot back from Avatar, I will be very happy.
I will then have to dedicate my life to stop James Cameron and Disney from putting the first Avatar back in theatres.
He can't hide forever in that sub.
I will then have to dedicate my life to stop James Cameron and Disney from putting the first Avatar back in theatres.
He can't hide forever in that sub.
The new "Get to a certain rank to unlock the reward" system in Fortnite sucks - especially because it involves getting to Elite to actually get something that isn't a filler item.
It being "Do X amount of quests" was fine. Hell, the split between BR and racing was awesome.
It being "Do X amount of quests" was fine. Hell, the split between BR and racing was awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The new "Get to a certain rank to unlock the reward" system in Fortnite sucks - especially because it involves getting to Elite to actually get something that isn't a filler item.
It being "Do X amount of quests" was fine. Hell, the split between BR and racing was awesome.
It being "Do X amount of quests" was fine. Hell, the split between BR and racing was awesome.