Lewis
@agentsmiz.bsky.social
Turning lemonade back into lemons since 1990. Video game enjoyer, denim jacket wearer and occasional wrestling watcher.
Went to the pub on boxing day and someone put a bunch of Christmas songs on the jukebox.
It was probably the closest I've come to wanting to start a bar fight.
It was probably the closest I've come to wanting to start a bar fight.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Went to the pub on boxing day and someone put a bunch of Christmas songs on the jukebox.
It was probably the closest I've come to wanting to start a bar fight.
It was probably the closest I've come to wanting to start a bar fight.
They say money can't buy you happiness but seeing as I can't seem to find it in anything else, it can't hurt to try.
I'll be miserable with nice things.
I'll be miserable with nice things.
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
They say money can't buy you happiness but seeing as I can't seem to find it in anything else, it can't hurt to try.
I'll be miserable with nice things.
I'll be miserable with nice things.
It's either fake my death or win the lottery. These are my choices.
They are more achievable and plausible than trying to fix myself.
Ooh. Amnesia and stuck in a different time period would also do the trick.
They are more achievable and plausible than trying to fix myself.
Ooh. Amnesia and stuck in a different time period would also do the trick.
January 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It's either fake my death or win the lottery. These are my choices.
They are more achievable and plausible than trying to fix myself.
Ooh. Amnesia and stuck in a different time period would also do the trick.
They are more achievable and plausible than trying to fix myself.
Ooh. Amnesia and stuck in a different time period would also do the trick.
Whether it's nature or nurture, I'm screwed either way.
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Whether it's nature or nurture, I'm screwed either way.
Nah, it's a ruse.
They say 2030, a certain ketamine obsessed billionaire says he could do it in 2, goes up there and gets stranded.
He becomes the moons problem.
They say 2030, a certain ketamine obsessed billionaire says he could do it in 2, goes up there and gets stranded.
He becomes the moons problem.
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Nah, it's a ruse.
They say 2030, a certain ketamine obsessed billionaire says he could do it in 2, goes up there and gets stranded.
He becomes the moons problem.
They say 2030, a certain ketamine obsessed billionaire says he could do it in 2, goes up there and gets stranded.
He becomes the moons problem.
It already was and bayonets would have done piss all to prevent that.
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It already was and bayonets would have done piss all to prevent that.
Reform being a bunch of lying shitbags. Next up on the news, water is wet.
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Reform being a bunch of lying shitbags. Next up on the news, water is wet.
I'm still irrationally angry that, after a lengthy reign as highest grossing film, it was eventually beaten but the re-release meant it got the title back.
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I'm still irrationally angry that, after a lengthy reign as highest grossing film, it was eventually beaten but the re-release meant it got the title back.
I'm not going to say that I have an early 2000's conditioned wrestling mind...
But Rollin' immediately started playing in my head after reading that last sentence.
But Rollin' immediately started playing in my head after reading that last sentence.
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I'm not going to say that I have an early 2000's conditioned wrestling mind...
But Rollin' immediately started playing in my head after reading that last sentence.
But Rollin' immediately started playing in my head after reading that last sentence.
Did also see some ammonite imprints in the walk along the beach so that was nice.
Do have a soft spot for these shelly boys.
Do have a soft spot for these shelly boys.
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Did also see some ammonite imprints in the walk along the beach so that was nice.
Do have a soft spot for these shelly boys.
Do have a soft spot for these shelly boys.
I say this as a fan of his: Punk is off base here, which isn't unusual.
Most (not all, I admit) are not angry that things don't go the way they wanted. They're angry because what they were given was not up to the standard that preceeded it.
Most (not all, I admit) are not angry that things don't go the way they wanted. They're angry because what they were given was not up to the standard that preceeded it.
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I say this as a fan of his: Punk is off base here, which isn't unusual.
Most (not all, I admit) are not angry that things don't go the way they wanted. They're angry because what they were given was not up to the standard that preceeded it.
Most (not all, I admit) are not angry that things don't go the way they wanted. They're angry because what they were given was not up to the standard that preceeded it.
Ehh. "Making people think I'm a nazi" isn't the gotcha you think it is.
January 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Ehh. "Making people think I'm a nazi" isn't the gotcha you think it is.
Sure, I'll buy it.
My address is 123 middle-of-an-active-volcano street, Snake Island.
If I'm out, leave on the big red X under the precariously suspended piano.
My address is 123 middle-of-an-active-volcano street, Snake Island.
If I'm out, leave on the big red X under the precariously suspended piano.
January 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Sure, I'll buy it.
My address is 123 middle-of-an-active-volcano street, Snake Island.
If I'm out, leave on the big red X under the precariously suspended piano.
My address is 123 middle-of-an-active-volcano street, Snake Island.
If I'm out, leave on the big red X under the precariously suspended piano.
Someone only gets scam/spam texts and it shows.
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Someone only gets scam/spam texts and it shows.
Ah yes. Shoplifting. The most noble and moral of options.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
January 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Ah yes. Shoplifting. The most noble and moral of options.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
"So yeah, I had a happy moment and the inability to process that sent me spiralling worse than I've ever spiralled to the point where I've burrowed through into a basement of sadness I didn't even know existed...NOW BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 2!"
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"So yeah, I had a happy moment and the inability to process that sent me spiralling worse than I've ever spiralled to the point where I've burrowed through into a basement of sadness I didn't even know existed...NOW BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 2!"
Fucking hell, 2026. It's not even been half a day and already, it's a terrible year to have eyes and the ability to read.
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Fucking hell, 2026. It's not even been half a day and already, it's a terrible year to have eyes and the ability to read.