AGMcForehead
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AGMcForehead
@agmcforehead.bsky.social
I got the AG gig and all I had to do was feign loyalty to the Fuhrer!

Wait - I have how many employees?

*parody
Well it looks like AG McForehead has to step aside. Sorry kids.
November 21, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I don’t have any friends.
November 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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Matt Gaetz’ nickname is trending on Twitter.

(no joke)
November 14, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Wait —-doesn’t get confirmed???
Gaetz resigned effective immediately.

This is to kill the ethics investigation — without a report being released.

But now, if he doesn’t get confirmed as AG, he’s out of government. Fingers crossed.
November 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
*google
Can the AG get rid of any investigations they choose

Does the AG have to do what the Fuhrer says

Can the AG get a private Venmo
November 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Matt Gaetz a Botox junkie, sexual deviant, and a bombastic fellow; who kisses the ass of a shitty elect President.
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Q: Why did Trump appoint Matt Gaetz for Attorney General?
A: Because Jeffrey Epstein is dead.
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Time for some follow-backs. Where are my Justice Leaguers at?
November 13, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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3 months ago Blue Sky had at least 6M users, mostly inactive.
Today it will have 15M users, mostly active. Keep pushing, keep growing.
November 13, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Resistance HQ Bulletin 3, 11/13/24. Trump brought the chaos and insanity today that we all knew was coming. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Resistance HQ Bulletin 3
11/13/24
open.substack.com
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Well I'm fucked.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Matt Gaetz is not qualified to be AG. Full stop.
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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Matt Gaetz for AG?

Tulsi Gabbard for DNI?

Holy fuck.
November 13, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
November 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Matt Gaetz is suspected of rape of a minor, seems relevant
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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Why has Matt Gaetz been so quiet
November 12, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Matt Gaetz as Attorney General

Fuck! Just FUCK!
November 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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NEW: Trump's pick for Attorney General is...Matt Gaetz
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
PERFECT
Describe Matt Gaetz in ONE word.
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM