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Agnes Amillion
@agneamillion.bsky.social
dumb bitch from the snow kingdom.

https://allmylinks.com/verakitten. Mentally stuck in a PS1 CD.
$Veralynx Cashapp

Multilingual learning Spanish and Chinese.

Masters in software engineering in the works

Chicago IL and sometimes Shenzhen China
Pinned
monday I abduct a cow
tuesday wednesday I go meow
thursday I'm not even gnarp
it's friday
you're in love.
I could practice drawing femboys more now that I’m not struggling as much

Like king Midas touches everything and it turns to gold

But for me whenever I touch myself I wanna turn it into gold
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Who the fuck is the burnt peanut and why do their content look like dookie butter
December 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ngl
I felt ragebaited

Sends comments directly from the dev source “I don’t want to memorize controls this isn’t tekken”

Bruh

You asked
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Reposted by Agnes Amillion
Your daily cold corn
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I need a new job bruh I need people who are willing to buy pics of my asshole I can’t stand having coworkers who take pics of me fucking da steak 🥩
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My steak is too juicy
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you are in the south loop this is for you
a girl is dancing in front of a window with a bottle of orange juice in the background
Alt: a girl is dancing in front of a window with a bottle of orange juice in the background
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Need to hit the temu yart on god
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Either the umas smell amazing or they smell like a barn
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I should make an animation about a femboy who skateboards and is very performative because he is on HRT but also takes zyn and drinks white monster and it’s totally not a massive self insert
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I never heard of arc raiders
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Lowkey I never heard of this bullshit called Emily in Paris but if the first shot is Chicago in EP1 it’s ironic and peak cinema
I know “Emily in Paris” is slop but it is kind of a guilty pleasure for me.

I forgot the first episode starts with a shot of Chicago
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
It’s like the term the truth is stranger than fiction is often more true
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You know I find it crazy but I told someone about something and they didn’t think it was real because she knew someone who claimed he owned a cat and lied about it like bruh. I say a lot of stuff which sounds unreal but the weird part is it’s often more real than not.
December 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by Agnes Amillion
which way western man?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
After destroying a 6 pack of neurogum I had to reup on the 90 piece pack and I might just get the 180 pack in bulk
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s been awhile since I laughed reading a bio

“I WILL REACH 10£ followed by the end of this year”

Unless you blow up no you won’t. I’m more likely to hit 400 by that time and still less likely.

She needs 5605 in just a matter of a couple weeks
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I burned my shit today crispy style
December 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It’s piss szn
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Even steven?
Nah

Odd Todd
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I drank 7 bottles of water at work and I’m gonna crush the toilet bowl with all my piss
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Traverse city Michigan is not a real place
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Dijon or stone ground spicy mustard
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When the family friendly boba tea shop opening up a VGT parlor inside the building
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When I’m at zoomies and the cashier says have a zumiez day
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM