I’m convinced nobody who thinks Jaylen Wells deserves roty has watched more than like 3 spurs games. They just looked at ts% and called it a day

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow

The love affair for Jameis, the serial rapist who threw 2 pick 6s, makes it abundantly clear a ton of people would not give a shit about Watson if he was less bad.

THE COPS SHOWED UP TO PROTECT THE LOGO?????

seems like rich guys just want to spend their money on stupid shit . if i was rich i would get my dad and all my uncles added to fort nite

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

Georgia State is 3-8 with wins against Vanderbilt and Texas State how is that even possible

not a big manga fiend but i've had people telling me i'd like Monster for as long as i can remember... reading it today and u know what they were right

balatro sweeps “games you can play while holding baby and after having slept 8 of last 48 hours” awards

KENDRICK I'M POURING HONEY ON YOU GOAT
I'M FLOATING

Kendrick’s therapist

if you employ george pickens how many fights a year are you budgeting for. 10? 12? one per game? you’re never gonna change him you’ve just gotta work around it

I’m convinced two factor authentication is responsible for millions of hours of lost productivity.

“Oh, each time you switch focus, you need to pick up your cell phone to log in and then wait just long enough to open an app to “check” and suddenly you’re logged out again. Rinse. Repeat”