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Chairs
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Chairs
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
by Kevin Ahern
There must have been a chair convention
Here in my little town
Why else would there have been
A bunch of them sitting around?
Super Position
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Super Position
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
by Kevin Ahern
I went to Schrodinger’s to have dessert
It was a very good thing to do
Because he gave me the option
Of having my cake and eating it too
Corny Flakes
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Corny Flakes
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
by Kevin Ahern
Regarding teasing
I’ve had enough
When they said I had dandruff
I just brushed it off
And a Two
by Kevin Ahern
Two rules for ultimate success in life
Remember these as you go
The first one is that you should never
Tell everything you know
A couple of days ago, I finished writing my 10,000th creative verse/limerick/story/one liner, so I'm taking a few days off.
Kevin
by Kevin Ahern
Two rules for ultimate success in life
Remember these as you go
The first one is that you should never
Tell everything you know
A couple of days ago, I finished writing my 10,000th creative verse/limerick/story/one liner, so I'm taking a few days off.
Kevin
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
And a Two
by Kevin Ahern
Two rules for ultimate success in life
Remember these as you go
The first one is that you should never
Tell everything you know
A couple of days ago, I finished writing my 10,000th creative verse/limerick/story/one liner, so I'm taking a few days off.
Kevin
by Kevin Ahern
Two rules for ultimate success in life
Remember these as you go
The first one is that you should never
Tell everything you know
A couple of days ago, I finished writing my 10,000th creative verse/limerick/story/one liner, so I'm taking a few days off.
Kevin
Toodles
by Kevin Ahern
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
May be easy or tough
Depending on whether
You leave ‘em enough
Verses and image by Kevin Ahern
by Kevin Ahern
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
May be easy or tough
Depending on whether
You leave ‘em enough
Verses and image by Kevin Ahern
October 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Toodles
by Kevin Ahern
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
May be easy or tough
Depending on whether
You leave ‘em enough
Verses and image by Kevin Ahern
by Kevin Ahern
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
May be easy or tough
Depending on whether
You leave ‘em enough
Verses and image by Kevin Ahern
Screaming Sound
I’m tired of getting polled
For everything, OK?
Recently I got asked
“On a scale of one to ten”
“How do you rate this survey?”
Control Freak
If I had a remote that controlled the world
My reaction would be sudden
And the very first thing that I would do
Is press the Mute button
I’m tired of getting polled
For everything, OK?
Recently I got asked
“On a scale of one to ten”
“How do you rate this survey?”
Control Freak
If I had a remote that controlled the world
My reaction would be sudden
And the very first thing that I would do
Is press the Mute button
September 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Screaming Sound
I’m tired of getting polled
For everything, OK?
Recently I got asked
“On a scale of one to ten”
“How do you rate this survey?”
Control Freak
If I had a remote that controlled the world
My reaction would be sudden
And the very first thing that I would do
Is press the Mute button
I’m tired of getting polled
For everything, OK?
Recently I got asked
“On a scale of one to ten”
“How do you rate this survey?”
Control Freak
If I had a remote that controlled the world
My reaction would be sudden
And the very first thing that I would do
Is press the Mute button
Mourning After
New Year’s Day comes once per year
From England to Kilimanjaro
And leaves reminders every time
That partying is such sweet sorrow
Big Deal
For poker playing plumbers
No one has any doubts
The rules are slightly different
A flush always beats a full house
Verses by Kevin Ahern
New Year’s Day comes once per year
From England to Kilimanjaro
And leaves reminders every time
That partying is such sweet sorrow
Big Deal
For poker playing plumbers
No one has any doubts
The rules are slightly different
A flush always beats a full house
Verses by Kevin Ahern
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Mourning After
New Year’s Day comes once per year
From England to Kilimanjaro
And leaves reminders every time
That partying is such sweet sorrow
Big Deal
For poker playing plumbers
No one has any doubts
The rules are slightly different
A flush always beats a full house
Verses by Kevin Ahern
New Year’s Day comes once per year
From England to Kilimanjaro
And leaves reminders every time
That partying is such sweet sorrow
Big Deal
For poker playing plumbers
No one has any doubts
The rules are slightly different
A flush always beats a full house
Verses by Kevin Ahern
Too Many Miles
I have a wish
A dream, as it were
Of turning back
My oldometer
Cautionary Tail
Roy Rogers’ horse
Was mean in the morning
Which is why it came with
A Trigger warning
Verses by Kevin Ahern
I have a wish
A dream, as it were
Of turning back
My oldometer
Cautionary Tail
Roy Rogers’ horse
Was mean in the morning
Which is why it came with
A Trigger warning
Verses by Kevin Ahern
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Too Many Miles
I have a wish
A dream, as it were
Of turning back
My oldometer
Cautionary Tail
Roy Rogers’ horse
Was mean in the morning
Which is why it came with
A Trigger warning
Verses by Kevin Ahern
I have a wish
A dream, as it were
Of turning back
My oldometer
Cautionary Tail
Roy Rogers’ horse
Was mean in the morning
Which is why it came with
A Trigger warning
Verses by Kevin Ahern
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